Moses was on drugs.

[waif]

Honey bombs

 

[False Joe]

Drop bears?

 

[Onder]

I couldn't bear them.

 

[Xorv]

this thread has gone to shit.

 

[False Joe]

Has this thread gone to shit?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[The Ozzman]

yeah, but they use Charmin Ultra

 

[False Joe]

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHARMIN.

Give it it's dues, it's fucking comfortable on your arse.

 

[The Ozzman]

Indeed.

 

[False Joe]

As opposed to other brands that claim it's like wiping your arse with a kitten or puppy.

Or so I assume from the images on the packaging.

 

[cookiecutter]

 

[False Joe]

FUCK YOU.

 

[Xorv]

still shit.

 

[waif]

You're a bit of a downer...did you expect a thread called "Moses was on ****** to be serious?

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

What the fuck?

 

[Xorv]

You're a bit of a downer...did you expect a thread called "Moses was on ****** to be serious?

......yes

 

[waif]

drugs

what the fuck?

 

[waif]

looks like parenthesis does it.

drugs
"******

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

 

[Thoth-Amon]

awesome

 

[waif]

cyanide and happiness ftw