Most annoying Insect!??!

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Mosquitoes can really fuck up a good night's sleep. The incessant itching that spreads like wildfire from the repetitive blood suckling, followed by the celebratory ear dives that have you swatting at a phantasma. It must suck to live in Africa.
 
Other - these tiiiiiiiiny little yellow chigger-like things that instantly land on your skin and bite when you walk outside. They're not chiggers though. Dunno what exactly they are, but I hate em.
 
flies
june bugs...the dumbest fucking bugs on the earth.
and ants. jesus. you think you've killed them all, and then they show up in another part of the house. gah
 
My wife used to be a sales rep for an anti-pest device that is mounted to the outside of the house and sprays a chemical into the air at predetermined intervals. She recently told me a story of this ridiculously rich woman who wanted a system installed on the interior of her home (LOL) because she had a brown recluse infestation.

I'm seriously thinking of getting one for my new house. It would break me financially but at least I'd be able to go outside again. I get fucking destroyed just sitting on the porch.
 
My wife used to be a sales rep for an anti-pest device that is mounted to the outside of the house and sprays a chemical into the air at predetermined intervals. She recently told me a story of this ridiculously rich woman who wanted a system installed on the interior of her home (LOL) because she had a brown recluse infestation.

I'm seriously thinking of getting one for my new house. It would break me financially but at least I'd be able to go outside again. I get fucking destroyed just sitting on the porch.

ah yes, sitting on the porch inhaling toxic chemicals, i love summer
 
Safe for humans*








*in minute quantities, outdoors, with 35 mph wind gusts, while wearing non-recirculating breathing apparatus
 
I never imagined that mosquitoes were that great of an issue in the United States. Over here in North Mexico you can leave doors & windows open and not be bothered by the pesky little fucks. It's only on that rare occasion that one seeps through to reek havoc upon your slumber.
 
I never imagined that mosquitoes were that great of an issue in the United States. Over here in North Mexico you can leave doors & windows open and not be bothered by the pesky little fucks. It's only on that rare occasion that one seeps through to reek havoc upon your slumber.

Isn't it pretty arid in that area? They can be nuts in the northeast, especially in New England near the coast. I think they tend to be more populous in wet regions because thats where they like to produce their devil spawn.
 
mosquitoes -- the one and only downside to living in norrland

We barely have any here along the coastline anyways. Especially not in Umeå/cities, and not around where I'm from either (EDIT: Relatively speaking, that is) I've learnt by spending some time by the fjälls - when the sky blackens in the evenings it's not because the sun sets.