Most Heroic Thing You've Done

[Undefined]

I'm curious, what IS the most "heroic" thing you've done. It doesn't have to be a fucking miracle or like something from the movies. You don't have to make some elaborate story up. I'm just curious, what sort of things will people do in order to help others. So whether it's a small deed/act of kindness or you carried a bus load of elderly from a burning building, post your stories here. Adversely, if you don't have any stories, post situations in which you regret not doing something, like you had a chance to help someone but didn't for whatever reason. We won't judge you

But seriously, the whole point of this thread is NOT TO LIE. Lying on the internet is sad That makes you AN HERO, not what this thread is about at all. I'll let a few people post first before I say a couple of my stories. So go ahead, let's see how many of us CoBOTers are superheroes?!

 

[Lady__Stardust]

Ive never done anything heroic =[

 

[Draznog]

I once didn't kill someone thats kinda heroic .(or being a good Samaritan)

 

[Knarfi]

Yourself? You'd be my hero if you did it.


My heroic deeds are too much to mention, but this saturday i fucked up so bad, that it was kinda heroic.

















Joe knows.

 

[Anonymous]

I've given women their first orgasm on a few occasions, and they weren't virgins either. I like to think I changed their lives.

 

[CliffBurton]

I was pretty good at football when I used to play :S ???

 

[Nerve]

I've given women their first orgasm on a few occasions, and they weren't virgins either. I like to think I changed their lives.

Once I saved a 8 years old girl, choking with an olive in a restaurant. What aN heroic action.

 

[Nikki]

I saved Alexi Laiho from fanbois who decided to literally lunge at him and attack him.

I saved a kitty from starvation when I left milk and food for him outside my house

 

[Deadly]

I've given women their first orgasm on a few occasions, and they weren't virgins either. I like to think I changed their lives.

now THIS is heroic

i don't do heroic pish posh

 

[Knarfi]

@ this page.. Sorry Joe, but you could have forseen that this wouldnt be taken serious

 

[Undefined]

I'll make it serious, although most of this shit isn't really heroic imo, but rather good deeds ANYONE should do. Off the top of my head I have:

-I once broke into a house via the window and got out my friend's 12 year old sister from inside when her drunken abusive mom was going crazy and locked the door and was probably about to beat the shit out of her if I didn't go in there. That was the only time I ever felt heroic, although it was really nothing.

-Been in a few fights over the honour of a girl/because a guy who was bothering a girl... sometimes I found out afterwards the information I was given was false >_>

-Saved MORE than a few animals from abusive/neglectful homes.

-Stopped a SHITLOAD of bullies from picking on people in high school (including retarded kids) Some great stories seriously.

-I saved a girl from being raped pretty much one night at my store, that is to say I delayed her potential rapist long enough for her to escape (I even made his drunk ass clean up a mess another customer made).

-I've babysat plenty of drunks at parties, and brought many to the hospital... I honestly think some of them would have died or been raped those nights if I wasn't there.

God there's moar I just can't think of it atm.

EDIT: Fuck I can't believe I forgot this... My dad, my cousin and I were driving once and fucking we saw this car just swerve off the road and go down the incline into the water. So we pulled over, got out and jumped into the shallow marsh swamp thing and pulled the lady out and someone called 911... she had a fucking heart attack. I can't believe I forgot that

 

[Deadly]

I'll make it serious, although most of this shit isn't really heroic imo, but rather good deeds ANYONE should do. Off the top of my head I have:

-I once broke into a house via the window and got out my friend's 12 year old sister from inside when her drunken abusive mom was going crazy and locked the door and was probably about to beat the shit out of her if I didn't go in there. That was the only time I ever felt heroic, although it was really nothing.

-Been in a few fights over the honour of a girl/a guy who was bothering a girl... sometimes I found out afterwards the information I was given was false >_>

-Saved MORE than a few animals from abusive/neglectful homes.

-Stopped a SHITLOAD of bullies from picking on people in high school (including retarded kids) Some great stories seriously.

-I saved a girl from being raped pretty much one night at my store, that is to say I delayed her potential rapist long enough for her to escape (I even made his drunk ass clean up a mess another customer made).

God there's moar I just can't think of it atm.

you should re-name this thread 'the most heroic things I, joe, have done'

 

[Undefined]

you should re-name this thread 'the most heroic things I, joe, have done'

! I thought other people would have stories too I am genuinely interested!

 

[Undefined]

I've given women their first orgasm on a few occasions, and they weren't virgins either. I like to think I changed their lives.

I don't want to sound like a pompous ass but any guy who doesn't give a girl an orgasm is either really bad at sex and needs to learn how to do it right, was just having sex to pleasure himself and doesn't care about the girl, or he's a premie... all of which are bad things in their own right.

 

[ingrid]

saved a little girl from drowning once
saved some animal lives too

 

[Deadly]

^yeah, but you're nice, everyone expects you to do stuff like that... you little dutch hero

no one sees it coming from joe

no offense, amigo

 

[CliffBurton]

Me and Conan once ventured into the Lair of the Snake Cult and killer their leader, thus bringing vengance to Conan and giving him the title of King of Thieves.

 

[Knarfi]

I saved Peach from King Koopa on SNES like 300 times

 

[CliffBurton]

the first 200 its heroic, after that, its heroic to just smack the bitch.

 

[Swabs]

I completed Halo 3 on Heroic...