I completed Halo 3 on Heroic...
What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told. Twice.
Once, I was talking on the phone to this dude I really liked and my guitarist grabbed the phone from me and hung up. So I punched him a few times in the face, kicked him and threw him against a wall.
Not really heroic, but being 4'11 and he was 6 foot, I thought I accomplished something XD
i drank a raw egg yesterday
not so much heroic...
brave perhaps?
I live by the Railroad tracks. Well, on my way home a couple years ago, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like you see in the movies. Of course I cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We banged all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!
"Fantastic!" exclaimed my friend. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
I said I Dunno. Never found the head.
I saved Hitler from the Nazis.
Nice. I did the same with Marilyn Manson.hmm...I once beat the shit out of some kid everyone hated back in high school.
Haven't done anything too heroic these days. Well...I accidently touched Trent Reznor's nads last year, but Nerve is the only one on here that I think would appreciate that.