movie quote of the day

[Baliset]

"Water my ass! Get this man some Pepto-Bismol!"

anyone anyone?

20 points to anyone who can give me the other amazingly funny quote from this character in his brief appearance.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Spaceballs...but I can't remember his other line!

 

[Baliset]

i know sam will post it because whenever he said it i would lose my shit

 

[FalseTodd]

"So we totally lost, and then Johnson starts walking around...feeling all the trees...and he says 'I got it! We on Pluto!' And we all says, 'well how can ya tell?' 'From the bark you dummies!'"

 

[FuSoYa]

It's like one of those duck call whistle quack making things, but for Sam.

 

[Baliset]

Originally posted by FalseTodd
"So we totally lost, and then Johnson starts walking around...feeling all the trees...and he says 'I got it! We on Pluto!' And we all says, 'well how can ya tell?' 'From the bark you dummies!'"

thank you sam. i was afraid i would misquote it. now i can go about my day happily

 

[deadair]

ok... new one...

"how does an asshole like bob have such a nice kitchen?"

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

deadair: air bud 2 was robbed at the oscars

 

[deadair]

...that got up here fast...

i was think about explaining the context of that statement... but it's funny just like it is

 

[ezekiel]

and the guy that that happened to in space balls was also from Alien, which is why he says "oh no...not again."

 

[loudsilence]

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"Did you just say you were on mesculin?"

"Yes, very much so."

 

[deadair]

hey... no one has answered mine yet... you can't be putting new ones up, if the old quotes haven't been answered...

jackass