MTG just got a whole lot cooler.

[RedKef]

 

[Captain Beard]

Pfeh. Meet the old school.

 

[EricT]

The lyrics on the bottom of the WD card are wrong. You fail, hard.

 

[raeon]

"Feast on my minds semen!"

or

"I'm told that all your seeds are black..."

or

"My willing victim so sublime, one taste and you are mine"

or

"Open wide and eat the worms of the enemy"

or

"Nevermore to feel the pain"

or

"I am the dog"

or

"Hello, I'm happy to meet you"


There's probably better/funnier quotes to add on, but I can't come up with any now.

 

[El Stormo]

An Enchant Creature card cannot have power or toughness.

 

[Captain Beard]

Tell that to the bear, he's not about to listen to you.

 

[El Stormo]

Can I tell it to the beer instead?

 

[flying_whale]

"serial killer fries" is much better

 

[zmetallica]

i miss this game

 

[RedKef]

you know, there's an awesome simulator that you can download and play muliplayer with. There's a million that don't have any structure, but I found one that judges, too. search for magic the gathering simulator in google, and I think it's the first one.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

since when is paralysis an effect? n00b

 

[RedKef]

The lyrics on the bottom of the WD card are wrong. You fail, hard.

you fail for looking them up.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

while I admire the WD card, i must say, you fail for not knowing the proper words

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Im just amazed you guys know the fundamentals of the game...

 

[Mephistophiliac]

for a good 4 years i collected them fairly seriously, but a little after the whole apocalypse thing i lost interest for some reason

 

[El Stormo]

I used to play it, until they started their "Gerrard and the Weatherlight"-crap.

I still have a lot of cards somewhere, and some could be worth a lot of money, back from Revised (3rd) and 4th edition.

 

[Mike]

the lyrics in battle angels goes like this: "Crawl on your knees, and hail to my dong"

fucking noobs.

 

[Karmic]

I remember when I first got introduced to this game... like 5-6 years ago...
it was great when I discovered that all my friends were playing it wrong. tisk tisk.

 

[zmetallica]

most of my cards are from ice age and 4th editions and shit around that time. a bunch of dark ages chronicles as well. i even have a few common value cards from unlimited...

 

[Mephistophiliac]

most of my cards arent that old, i've gotten a few packs from the early pre-Ice Age stuff, but mostly i have from Mercadian Masques through Judgment