Music for Broads

Saucy_Jack

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Jan 4, 2005
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Without wanting to turn this into a metrosexual tea party discussion, what do you guys like to play when you get a girl over?? I dont think Superjoint Ritual is cutting the mustard. And Whenever I pull out some Deano or Frank the chicks piss themselves laughing. Then I pull out something else and they stop.
Seriously though unless I want to drag home some gothic elephant seal wearing a Slipknot shirt, I dont have any music for the lovely ladies.
 
Saucy_Jack said:
Without wanting to turn this into a metrosexual tea party discussion, what do you guys like to play when you get a girl over?? I dont think Superjoint Ritual is cutting the mustard. And Whenever I pull out some Deano or Frank the chicks piss themselves laughing. Then I pull out something else and they stop.
Seriously though unless I want to drag home some gothic elephant seal wearing a Slipknot shirt, I dont have any music for the lovely ladies.

Sarah Mclachlan
 
Oblivious Maximus said:
What do you mean Superjoint isn't cutting the mustard? Blast "Drug Your Love" or "The Introvert" to her and in the words of Phil "you'll be eating fucking pussy 'till the day you die!"

You will also be jerking off that night too....I usually go with Zeppelin, The Doors, Marley and some Ben Harper.
 
Since I listen to christ raping black metal and gore dripping death metal, to intice a female with those..is pretty tough, if it doesnt scare them away right away!

I have had luck with the following bands :
Entwine
HIM (super gay shit but the lyrics work, why do females read the lyrics?)
Iced Earth
Opeth (To Bid You Farewell)
Rapture
Katatonia.

My girlfriend loves country...and is a country musician of sorts. I just need her to become famous so I can have lots of money to have my own band and make some Nashville redneck produce it.
 
Arg_Hamster said:
Yeah, what´s the deal with girls and HIM? Do they have a secret university/temple where they study and worship?

I've never even heard HIM. What the fuck are they and how did people ever find out about them. How old are you guys, anyway?...am I just ancient?:erk:
 
schenkadere said:
I've never even heard HIM. What the fuck are they and how did people ever find out about them. How old are you guys, anyway?...am I just ancient?:erk:

I don´t know man... they´re just a bunch if nancys from Finland who play boring emo-rock and girls get all tingly in their naugthy parts when they hear that crap. Unfortunately they are quite big here in Europe so they are palyed on the radio and TV from time to time. They fit under my Creed-theory about rock bands for people who hate rock music.


HIM are top five of the fruity-list.
 
*ahem*

as a 'metal chick' i'm going to assume you're talking about metal chicks and i'm going to check in with some of my particular picks.

Danzig: anything from 'Lucifuge' or 'How the Gods Kill'

select tunes from Iced Earth.

Kamelot: never underestimate the influence of a good, cheesy power metal band.

'This Love', from Pantera.

'Still Loving You' from the Scorpions is the closer.
 
As another metal chick, i have to say that the guys pics all suck.

Play HIM around me, and i'm out the door.

If you want to impress me, (or get into my pants) then ask ME what I like and i will tell you. Then we can carry on.
 
gaschamber said:
i dont switch it up for bitches, they hear necrophagist...end of story.

I used to do that too! And I will force my GF to listen to Dying Fetus or Absurd everyonce in a while, but my gf is so hot I think I wont push my luck haha.

By the way I heard HIM on some Finish sampler CD back in the ninties, and kept them on the backburner cuz NON metal chicks can listen to it, and get all wet for some reason. Oh well! Im super fucking old too, like 26!