Music for Broads

[MyHatred]

NICE LINK SCHENK Don't like her dad but I sure like her

 

[schenkadere]

NICE LINK SCHENK Don't like her dad but I sure like her

Yeah...that was a nice find! Yum!

 

[MyHatred]

ive already squeezed out a load from the bottom center picture brother.

 

[Bleearg]

That's a keeper!

 

[SueNC]

Glad to be of service, dude...some nice executive koochie, indeed. She a hottie.

our president has 2 very pretty daughters, but the chick in the pics isnt one of them.
that pic is just a mean, disrespectful joke somebody decided to pass around on the internet.

 

[schenkadere]

our president has 2 very pretty daughters, but the chick in the pics isnt one of them.
that pic is just a mean, disrespectful joke somebody decided to pass around on the internet.

We're just a bunch of dumb guys...you can't expect more...after all this is the politically incorrect world of Bily Milano, not the prim and proper world, right? Me are pigs...oh well...sorry to offend.

 

[Jenna_Bush]

I told a chick one time that I loved Yanni, only because she was like his #1 fan. thats all that stupid bitch would play. I could barely keep it up listening to that crap.

See what you get for lying? Serves you right. I hope at least you got laid for your troubles. Yanni? *shudders* I couldn't even imagine just trying to act like i like it. I'm surprised she even believed you. It must have ben quite a performance. You should have gotten the Oscar that year.

I don't lie to anyone about what i like. They don't have to like what i like, i don't care either way. And if they like crap they know not to play it around me.

I like a lot of punk too--the old stuff as well, I forgot to mention that. I'm not talking about that green gay/good charlotte shit either. How they call that shit punk is beyond me. Thank Mtv and hot topic i guess.

 

[SueNC]

We're just a bunch of dumb guys...you can't expect more...after all this is the politically incorrect world of Bily Milano, not the prim and proper world, right? Me are pigs...oh well...sorry to offend.

no worries. i just wanted to make sure you guys knew that wasnt really the Prez's kid.

 

[gaschamber]

See what you get for lying? Serves you right. I hope at least you got laid for your troubles. Yanni? *shudders* I couldn't even imagine just trying to act like i like it. I'm surprised she even believed you. It must have ben quite a performance. You should have gotten the Oscar that year.

I don't lie to anyone about what i like. They don't have to like what i like, i don't care either way. And if they like crap they know not to play it around me.

I like a lot of punk too--the old stuff as well, I forgot to mention that. I'm not talking about that green gay/good charlotte shit either. How they call that shit punk is beyond me. Thank Mtv and hot topic i guess.

i think im starting to feel a human emotion for jenna bush here....lets just hope shes not some pig with good taste in music.

 

[Saucy_Jack]

....lets just hope shes not some pig with good taste in music.

Your a smooth operator Gas!!

 

[schenkadere]

no worries. i just wanted to make sure you guys knew that wasnt really the Prez's kid.

all in good fun...and missed letters...geez, I just reread that note...I think I was drunk.

 

[Dr.TEETH]

If you want to impress me, (or get into my pants) then ask ME what I like and i will tell you. Then we can carry on.

SWEET JESUS.... NO THANKS!!!!

You just keep the inside of your pants to yourself...

 

[TheAssMaster]

Depeche Mode or The Haunted. Chicks like The Haunted.

Depeche Mode? Are you fucking kidding?? I would play that if I wanted her to get Strap-On Jack out of the cupboard whilst I bit the pillow. Bring on the Prep H!
Everybody knows that the smoothest music to worm your way into any chick's pants is a spot of Joe Satriani.......



(Hint: Don't leap around playing air guitar or worse, get your real guitar out to show her the bits you "can play" - she won't be impressed.)

 

[gaschamber]

(Hint: Don't leap around playing air guitar or worse, get your real guitar out to show her the bits you "can play" - she won't be impressed.)

hahah sounds like you know from experience.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Depeche Mode? Are you fucking kidding??

Nope. I got some.

 

[schenkadere]

Nope. I got some.

Come on guys...let's get serious...it has nothing to do with music. Either the chick is going to give it up or not...music is only a tool for not having to actually talk...ha!...you need something to fill the air....besides the smell of your stained Batman underoos that you subtlely toss into the corner.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Come on guys...let's get serious...it has nothing to do with music. Either the chick is going to give it up or not...music is only a tool for not having to actually talk...ha!...you need something to fill the air....besides the smell of your stained Batman underoos that you subtlely toss into the corner.

True. We fucked because we liked eachother. It´s nice when you meet a chick who likes the same bands as you though.

 

[schenkadere]

True. We fucked because we liked eachother. It´s nice when you meet a chick who likes the same bands as you though.

Ah...but you are not denying the stained underoos!!!

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Ah...but you are not denying the stained underoos!!!

Hahaha, playing "Master and servant" before dildosex makes me shit myself. Nah, my underwear is clean. I have a slight phobia of germs.

 

[schenkadere]

Hahaha, playing "Master and servant" before dildosex makes me shit myself. Nah, my underwear is clean. I have a slight phobia of germs.

Well...I would imagine dildo sex could make anyone shit themselves.

Yeah...Batman would look horrible with skid marks.