My band got a pretty decent review lately!

[drew_drummer]

http://www.soundshock.com/index.php...rows-bridge-disaster-collapse-cd-review-metal

Made me happy Thought I'd share that shit!!

 

[Uladyne]

Congrats man, that is indeed a great review! My band got a review one time that was written so poorly that none of us could tell what the reviewer actually thought of the album, haha.

 

[drew_drummer]

Sorry to hear that!!

We've had a few where we've had to rely on Google translate too

 

[Sacha]

Congrats, always nice when people get what yer doing.

Here's a funny one I got for ENDITOL:

"A hideous mating between the stop-start approach of annoying prog and the syncopated rhythms and awful vocals of groove metal, this is like Linkin Park or Disturbed infused with the pomposity and pretension of Dream Theater. The riffs are all hamstrung by being simple groove constructions with no shade or dynamic to them, and the vocals are horrible yells mixed with trendy clean singing overlaid with a slimy layer of effects. I really cannot adequately express in words how fucking irritating and idiotic this music really is, as it is akin to someone reading Proust to try and seem smart, only on closer examination they are holding the book upside-down. A failure on every single level that music is capable of failing on, and I only review it here because it is so completely terrible that it cannot be allowed to pass without comment. 0/5"

 

[Uladyne]

Congrats, always nice when people get what yer doing.

Here's a funny one I got for ENDITOL:

"A hideous mating between the stop-start approach of annoying prog and the syncopated rhythms and awful vocals of groove metal, this is like Linkin Park or Disturbed infused with the pomposity and pretension of Dream Theater. The riffs are all hamstrung by being simple groove constructions with no shade or dynamic to them, and the vocals are horrible yells mixed with trendy clean singing overlaid with a slimy layer of effects. I really cannot adequately express in words how fucking irritating and idiotic this music really is, as it is akin to someone reading Proust to try and seem smart, only on closer examination they are holding the book upside-down. A failure on every single level that music is capable of failing on, and I only review it here because it is so completely terrible that it cannot be allowed to pass without comment. 0/5"

Sounds more like the reviewer only thought the book was upside down because it was Principia Mathematica and he couldn't make sense of it.

 

[PhilR]

http://www.soundshock.com/index.php...rows-bridge-disaster-collapse-cd-review-metal

Made me happy Thought I'd share that shit!!

Nice one chap. YOTF have had a few really good ones as well lately. One of which was so effusive it left me feeling a little worried that we wouldn't be able to live up to it in future.