My boss is dumb

[kleo706]

So, I got called in to do some editing, rewriting, and all of that jazz. Naturally, the text is about one line saying "we do stuff." So, I need your help deciding what to do instead of work...

 

[lizard]

he/she asked you to edit one sentence?

 

[minxnim]

my boss isn't even here. she never showed up monday. and hasn't since. then she left me a vague message saying 'don't tell anyone i called! everything is fine!' i'm like, hmm okay?

 

[kleo706]

The theory was I'd edit a whole wad of copy, but they only have one sentence prepared... which I can't exactly work with as it's not even a complete thought.

 

[lizard]

isn't it great when somebody who makes twice as much as you can't convey simple written concepts?

 

[avi]

my boss disappeared today without much explanation either! WTF!?

 

[FalseTodd]

Reverse vampires!

 

[avi]

looks like someone needs to start learning "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

 

[FalseTodd]

Great.

 

[FalseTodd]

White.

 

[FalseTodd]

<---Trying to finally reach 1000 posts.

 

[FrostGiant]

Your boss is probably reading this right now. You're probably going to get fired tommorrow

 

[FalseTodd]

Is your name Andrew?

 

[xfer]

My boss is gone this week, too. Maybe the Sick-In should've been now!

 

[chupe666]

my boss is gone tomorrow & next week. must be some sort of Reverse Vampire Boss Convention Thing at the Airport Holiday Inn.