my cat the asshole.

[Baliset]

hearing about other people's pets shitting on the floor reminded me of why my cat was such an asshole last night.

We got in around 8 after spending the night on Cape Cod. So immediately I give Pumpkin some food and pet him so he won't feel lonely. It is trash night so I decide to get the trash ready and empty his litter box. At this point I am ecstatic because he didn't poop on the floor all week!

So i take the trash out and come back in. And what do i discover in the kitchen? Thats right, Pumpkin shat right in front of his litter box yet again. I was mad but then he came and slept on my stomach for a bit while I was getting ready to sleep so his cuteness made up for it.

 

[azal]

someone is bound to make a "my cat's asshole" parody thread.

 

[minxnim]

dude i think we need to get therapy for pumpkin and magic the cat.
magic freakin crapped on the floor WHILE I WAS GETTING HER FOOD READY i mean, talk about ungrateful....

 

[azal]

I would poop all over my house in spite too if my parents named me after an HIV positive basketball legend.

 

[minxnim]

she's too old to be named after him!

 

[azal]

dude he played from 1979 to 1991, which is when he retired because no one wanted to deal with his tainted blood and plummeting t cell count.

 

[xfer]

he's not HIV positive, didn't we talk about this last year?

 

[azal]

My
As
Got
Infected
Coach

xfer, reality stunts humor.

 

[minxnim]

xfer, there are now pharmaceutical ads on the subways with his picture and it says "I'm not cured" next to it.

 

[xfer]

thank god. but Buddy Dave thinks he was never infected at all, so i doubt they'll convince him.

 

[minxnim]

sometimes you just have to let people live with their delusions. it's easier that way.

 

[xfer]

last time he brought up the topic i was like "dude if that's true, when you meet magic you should totally let him fuck you in the ass" and he scowled.

 

[xfer]

i think one of you guys even might have advised me to do that? BOARD-INFLUENCED PUTDOWNS.

 

[azal]

haha that's exactly what I would say too.

I'd be all, "dude then get a paper cut on your helmet and let Magic tongue it."

 

[xfer]

dude saliva doesn't carry much in the way of li'l hivvies. he might get away scot-free!

 

[azal]

then reverse it, paper cut his helmet and lick the bloody goodness.

 

[xfer]

i think that's still not too too bad unless you have an open wound in your mouth.

 

[xfer]

xfer, reality stunts humor.

.....

 

[azal]

seriously.

 

[xfer]

perhaps the humour is in the stunting, eh??