Just found these!
I wrote them as a joke nearly 6 years ago, and thought they might raise a half smile. Or possibly not. Anyways:
"Master Of Storms"
The wind in my hair and the shield on my back,
Together we stand as we wait for attack.
Our swords in our hands as we look to the sky,
The banshees and warlocks shall face us and die!
The clarion sounds let the battle begin,
Our magical dragons will ensure that we'll win.
The crashing of thunder is heard through the land,
I'm a master of metal and this is my band!
Deafening,
Frightening.
My magic is stronger than lightning!
CHORUS:
Master of Storms -
My magic defeated your swords and your steel
Master of storms -
My power reheated your microwave meal
We ride across plains slaying all in our way,
Our armour is spandex and metal we'll stay.
We paint the hills red from the blood we have spilled,
The wizards are vanquished and demons are killed.
Victorious in battles from the snow to the sand,
Our legend will reign and be told through the land.
My sword has the strength of a legion of kings,
I'm a master of metal and my axe has six strings!
Deafening,
Frightening.
My magic is stronger than lightning!
CHORUS:
Master of Storms -
My magic defeated your swords and your steel
Master of storms -
My power reheated your microwave meal
"Where Dragons Fly And Heroes Die (Swords In The Wind)"
The Legions of warriors
They storm through the land,
As dragons breathe fire
To kill on command.
Through forests and mountains
With swords raised to sky,
The heroes have come here
To fight 'til they die!
CHORUS:
Swords in the wind!
The dragon breathes fire
Swords in the wind!
To kill with desire
Swords in the wind!
The dragon flies higher
Swords In the wind!
These lyrics are dire
A battleground plagued
With the ice, wind and snow,
As steel strikes steel
Hear cries from below.
I stand with my blade
I'm defiant in battle.
My magic destroyed
Every band from Seattle.
CHORUS:
Swords in the wind!
The dragon breathes fire
Swords in the wind!
To kill with desire
Swords in the wind!
The dragon flies higher
Swords In the wind!
These lyrics are dire
I wrote them as a joke nearly 6 years ago, and thought they might raise a half smile. Or possibly not. Anyways:
"Master Of Storms"
The wind in my hair and the shield on my back,
Together we stand as we wait for attack.
Our swords in our hands as we look to the sky,
The banshees and warlocks shall face us and die!
The clarion sounds let the battle begin,
Our magical dragons will ensure that we'll win.
The crashing of thunder is heard through the land,
I'm a master of metal and this is my band!
Deafening,
Frightening.
My magic is stronger than lightning!
CHORUS:
Master of Storms -
My magic defeated your swords and your steel
Master of storms -
My power reheated your microwave meal
We ride across plains slaying all in our way,
Our armour is spandex and metal we'll stay.
We paint the hills red from the blood we have spilled,
The wizards are vanquished and demons are killed.
Victorious in battles from the snow to the sand,
Our legend will reign and be told through the land.
My sword has the strength of a legion of kings,
I'm a master of metal and my axe has six strings!
Deafening,
Frightening.
My magic is stronger than lightning!
CHORUS:
Master of Storms -
My magic defeated your swords and your steel
Master of storms -
My power reheated your microwave meal
"Where Dragons Fly And Heroes Die (Swords In The Wind)"
The Legions of warriors
They storm through the land,
As dragons breathe fire
To kill on command.
Through forests and mountains
With swords raised to sky,
The heroes have come here
To fight 'til they die!
CHORUS:
Swords in the wind!
The dragon breathes fire
Swords in the wind!
To kill with desire
Swords in the wind!
The dragon flies higher
Swords In the wind!
These lyrics are dire
A battleground plagued
With the ice, wind and snow,
As steel strikes steel
Hear cries from below.
I stand with my blade
I'm defiant in battle.
My magic destroyed
Every band from Seattle.
CHORUS:
Swords in the wind!
The dragon breathes fire
Swords in the wind!
To kill with desire
Swords in the wind!
The dragon flies higher
Swords In the wind!
These lyrics are dire
