My coworkers are nice.

[FalseTodd]

Walking through the cubicle jungle:

Me: "Hey Jen, how's it going?"
Jen: "Good, how bout you?"
Me: "Good!"
(pause)
Me: "Uh, get out of my way."
Jen: "That's 'Get the *hell* out of my way'."
Me: "Sorry, still getting used to the vernacular."
Jen: "...and if you could throw a 'beyotch' on the end, I'd appreciate it."

 

[deadair]

oh, the crazy lives of (insert your job title here)

 

[FalseTodd]

We have fun, here, y'know what I'm saying? We play it loose. Color outside the lines. We're not going in for that corporate stodginess, or "etiquette". Gotta keep it loose.

Shaka, bra.

 

[xfer]

crap, i was hoping MeanTodd's thread would get zero replies.

 

[FalseTodd]

I think we see who's really mean here.

 

[FrostGiant]

haha MeanTodd.

 

[minxnim]

wow xfer that was ruthless!
i read this and i was like, hmm maybe i could call people beyotch....

 

[xfer]

jake, wanna take another crack at a fake account?

 

[deadair]

we all know what happened last time...

i need another e-mail acct to work with anyway.

 

[FalseTodd]

P.S. I love all of you without judgement or provocation.

 

[xfer]

deadair@marijuana.com

 

[deadair]

the new avatar helps sam...

 

[xfer]

is that a hand grenade in the middle of the O??

 

[chupe666]

yes, i definitely dig the new avatar.

 

[FrostGiant]

I think it's a little fruity.

 

[xfer]

FruitTodd

 

[FrostGiant]

MeanFruitTodd

 

[xfer]

My Fruit Meanobells...A Sam Combustible