My friend's accidental Street Teaming...

[ThraxDude]

Dude your going to the wrong store!!

I work at the wrong store. There's only like 5 hot chicks who work there, and none of them are checkers.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

It's still snowing! Non stop for 2 days now!

SHUT UP!!!

It smelled like snow here last night. That's about the closest I'll get for a long time.

 

[DarbysDad]

I work at the wrong store. There's only like 5 hot chicks who work there, and none of them are checkers.

My one store with the real hot checkers, one of which was missing in action on my last few visits, has been on strike for 4 months now.

I also think the box girls are hot too!!! mmm, mmm young thangs

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, I can honestly say that I've never seen a hot chick in any grocery store I've been to. They must all work in CA or something.

 

[DarbysDad]

Yeah, and like I said before MILF is present too and hot girls in general, hot housewives. Hot, Hot, Hot. God I'm such a slut.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Hmmm....well, my husband's next plan, after we close on the house, is to get me a minivan so I can take the kids grocery shopping while he's at work so he doesn't have to go anymore. So I'll let you guys know what store I'll be at or something.

 

[DarbysDad]

Yeah go lo cut or something snug, jiggle the right stuff(its okay), "accidently poke your ass" in a mans package, rub up and down a little. That way we know who you are.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Um...how about I just wear my hair down instead??

 

[DarbysDad]

Only if your wearing Daisy Dukes and a bikini top.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Or not. I'm a married MILF, remember?????

 

[ThraxDude]

Doesn't matter if you're married... we can and WILL still look. And you'll love it.
I've become good friends with a few of the married MILFs in the store.
One of them, when she was pregnant with her 3rd child, told me I was like her bartender... I knew what she meant, but it's hard to explain...
Ya, know, I guy she could go and talk to and stuff. Alex would know what she meant...

 

[DarbysDad]

Thats good news Thraud if you're like her bartender. Those guys get laid a lot.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I don't care if you look, I'm just not going to dress like a whore so you can. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Riehlthing]

You'd be looking good, not like a whore.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

If I left the house wearing Daisy Dukes and a bikini top, my husband would kill me for dressing like a whore. And somehow I don't think you guys would find dead MILF very appealing.

 

[DarbysDad]

No Remorse, Screw the Corpse!!!
from GBH not DD

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Ewww.

 

[DarbysDad]

BTW if my wife dressed like a whore I might reward her

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Oh, he'd reward me if I dressed like a whore and stayed home. It's going out that would get me killed.

 

[DarbysDad]

I dressed like a whore

Can you expand on that for us?