My goal

[Xzar]

Indeed a goal to reach Nick =)

 

[hyena]

@rahvin: who is dana plato? don't ever answer the woman in the picture or i will kill you mercilessly.

@xzar: i swear that "Pielavesi" could be the name of a small town in Piedmont, a funny north-western region of Italy where dwarves dwell.

 

[rahvin]

@rahvin: who is dana plato? don't ever answer the woman in the picture or i will kill you mercilessly.

dana plato was an actress. she played the natural daughter of the guy who adopted arnold and willis in the popular first multi-ethnic sit-com from the seventies, called "diff'rent strokes" in the states and simply "arnold" in italy. it featured a midget, which is obviously the next best thing to a dwarf. but they didn't tell you he was a midget, they wanted you to believe he was 10. up to the day when he became 40-something, iirc.

edit: the reasons for her mostly posthumous popularity reside on the fact that, despite playing the good, over-fluffy girl (where in the world is lamia when you need her around? ) in that serial, she developed an addiction to drugs and left this world as an indirect consequence of some reckless, not-fluffy-at-all behaviour.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Nick, did you win anything for "saying" it?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Well Gary Coleman isnt exactly a midget. Something close. Do you know that hes so hard up for money if you pay him $1000 he will dress up like an elf and do your Christmas shopping for you?

As far as Dana Plato, I'd say it was more of a direct behavior. She did too much smack or smth and her heart stopped.

Im happy my thread about me ejaculating all over peoples chests turned into something about Differant Strokes and Dana Plato .

No I didnt Lolita, but thats ok .

Nick

 

[rahvin]

Well Gary Coleman isnt exactly a midget. Something close. Do you know that hes so hard up for money if you pay him $1000 he will dress up like an elf and do your Christmas shopping for you?

i strip for $2000.

As far as Dana Plato, I'd say it was more of a direct behavior. She did too much smack or smth and her heart stopped.

i wanted to point the finger on a lifetime of sin instead of the occasional abuse, that in truth could happen to everyone of us.

Im happy my thread about me ejaculating all over peoples chests turned into something about Differant Strokes and Dana Plato .

we know exactly what turns you on by now, nick.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Guilty as charged Michele .

As far as a lifetime of abuse, Im not too sure I can buy that. There are people who uses tons of drugs and live until they're 90, then there are people who smoke one cigarette and get cancer. There isnt any follow up point or anything .

I have $35 on me, what will that get me big boy?

Nick

 

[Naku ist krig]

i strip for $2000 and suck cock for $2125.

Well, book yourself a flight to Finland and bring a videocam with ya.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Nice to know your price rahvin.

 

[Lamia]

(where in the world is lamia when you need her around? )

I was out having a very interesting conversation about residue with a friend. It was one of those conversations where you use only words that have nothing to do with the fact that's being discussed, and still the both sides are well aware of what's being said. Weird, but it works.

But hey, when you need me around the next time just light up the sky with the Lamia signal (probably a portrait of a penguin, since fluffiness wouldn't make a good signaling symbol) and I'll be there in no time to give a verdict on alleged fluffiness of... well, anything.

 

[rahvin]

I was out having a very interesting conversation about residue with a friend. It was one of those conversations where you use only words that have nothing to do with the fact that's being discussed, and still the both sides are well aware of what's being said. Weird, but it works.

not always. consider the possibility that this friend of yours will call you tomorrow and ask you to please repeat your instructions for that sedan soup recipe you were discussing last night.

in other situations, the consequences of undetected failures of communication might turn outright drastic. *poker face* (poker like in the card game, not like the metal rod you use to put logs in the fire).

But hey, when you need me around the next time just light up the sky with the Lamia signal (probably a portrait of a penguin, since fluffiness wouldn't make a good signaling symbol) and I'll be there in no time to give a verdict on alleged fluffiness of... well, anything.

good to know fluffiness is not sleeping peacefully in town while super-lamia is around.
still i lack a flashlight powerful enough to be detectable all the way to finland, and i'm afraid the nice guys at ground zero won't let me borrow one. maybe i could just send you an sms with text "penguin alert! ground control to super-lamia: pink alert!" then again, the problem is not with detecting fluffiness, but the lack thereof, or hoaxes around the issue.

 

[Lamia]

good to know fluffiness is not sleeping peacefully in town while super-lamia is around.

I won't rest until the people of the world are safe from the revolutionary penguins. You can count on me.

 

[hyena]

when i found the image that steve used to have in his signature (the one with one penguin knocking another penguin down) in my email at work i knew that something was abreast, which also keeps us on topic in this thread. now i realize that it was the first step towards a revolution.

rahvin, can i be your manager? i think i will cover myself in gold chains, buy a big car and start going around with my stereo blarin'. both of us need to become black tho. you're already fairly dark, but i have a long way ahead of me.

 

[rahvin]

rahvin, can i be your manager? i think i will cover myself in gold chains, buy a big car and start going around with my stereo blarin'. both of us need to become black tho. you're already fairly dark, but i have a long way ahead of me.

i thought you were already my manager. this idea was motivated by the fact that i have no idea what is it that we do, so the one with all the knowledge about our line of business must be you.

 

[hyena]

well - don't you strip for $2000? someone has to find the clients and get the money...

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

What has my beautiful thread turned into?

Nick

 

[Dark_Jester]

You know nothing can last on this board without turning gay sooner or later.
For the record, I'd just like to state I had no part in it this time, and I fully support Nick's admirable goals

 

[wildfyr]

*poker face* (poker like in the card game, not like the metal rod you use to put logs in the fire).

i'm glad you clarified that. i was skimming the post really fast and at first i thought it read:*porker face*

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

close enough .

Thanks Ben .

Nick

 

[Xzar]

@xzar: i swear that "Pielavesi" could be the name of a small town in Piedmont, a funny north-western region of Italy where dwarves dwell.

You're almost right, but it's a small town in Finland... Dwarves? okay there's one 16 year old girl here who's like 3 feet tall... but enough of that =)