My gravy bags are falling

[JUNEY]

and leaking the milk of human unkindness. Unload me of my horrid karma. Suckle at my filthy teat and purify me, Dumpy.

 

[dumpster lover]

Oh My Junebug! You are back!! I long to suckle your warm milk of human indifference!
Meet me at the Ballard Market and we can get our own dumpster condo and grind our diseased ridden bodies together in a frenzy of malt liquor soaked sick!
how do I love thee? let me count the ways!
You lick the racing stripes from my crusted BVD's
You always call me daddy when you soak your panties
You douche with vinegar and oil and dress my wilted dumpster salads
You always let me pop your back zits and lubricate before we do the nasty
xxxxoooxxx
dumpy

 

[JUNEY]

You pick my scabs, I'll pick yours babydoll.
Meet me behind the Ballard Firehouse....more beer to slide around in the dumpster back there, Dumpy.

 

[Yetti]

theyre baaaaaaaack!

 

[a guy...]

These guys never cease to amaze me even after 3 years of it.

 

[Yetti]

theyve been doing this for 3 years?? damn

 

[dumpster lover]

Juney wouldn't they just shit if they knew who we were? hahaha

my fleur de filth I long for your scabbed puss portal! My purple headed warrior throbs in anticipation! Will you let me prod your dung tunnel my love?

 

[a guy...]

theyve been doing this for 3 years?? damn

Yeah I started the Neverboard in 2000 and they've been around almost that long.

 

[Chromatose]

Ballard ... ughhh I spent forever getting lost around there trying to find Archie McPhee...

 

[Incendiare]

Good stuff.

 

[JUNEY]

Juney wouldn't they just shit if they knew who we were? hahaha

my fleur de filth I long for your scabbed puss portal! My purple headed warrior throbs in anticipation! Will you let me prod your dung tunnel my love?

MMMMMMM....SHIT! Like I said before, we should reveal ourselves, our fans have to be wondering about us. Will you get me a new dress for the event? We can raid the goodwill trailer tonight and roll around in the dirty ass pots and pans and moldy clothes to celebrate, after we find me a good dress of course.
And you know my fudge tunnel awaits your putrid marshmellow fluff.

 

[rebirth]

Need I say more, you do it hard....

 

[Necromunchkin]

Oddly enough, these two keep my faith in romance alive.

 

[Yetti]

Juney wouldn't they just shit if they knew who we were? hahaha

what if it was nevermore?

or warrel and mistress masie?

 

[Guerrilla]

what if it was nevermore?

or warrel and mistress masie?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=83893&mode=linear&perpage=25&pagenumber=2

Remember, it's nice what you guys do, and don't forget the candle wax next Tuesday.

Know anyone obsessed with waxing?

 

[Yetti]

oh yeah, i forgot about that


maybe dumpy is rebirth or nolordy

 

[Lillitu]

Ballard ... ughhh I spent forever getting lost around there trying to find Archie McPhee...

Dude!?! How can you miss it? It's on the main drag and there's a big green lizard head on the outside of it? Plus it's right next to the liquor store.

what if it was nevermore?

or warrel and mistress masie?

Hahaha. I don't think is WD and mistress masie has not been around long enough. I think it's a couple of WD's friends fucking around on his board.

 

[Chromatose]

mapquest gave me very stupid directions, is my excuse...

yes, it was easy to find once i got on that street.

 

[Captain Beard]

It isn't me, sorry... That's too weird.

 

[neal]

its Jim and Van.
-neal