neal
wizard in black
yeh. they gotta be dumb too. that way they wont catch on to the fact that this movie will take them nowhere. and you could probably get with em too.
-neal
-neal
my idea for a horror moie
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neal
wizard in black
yeh. but their hair is bleached im sure. it doesnt really matter. they just gotta have big jugs and not have a problem takin it all off. thats what'll save your movie dude.
-neal
-neal
When can I audition? And don't say never, 'cause I've always wanted to play a blonde chick with huge knockers.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
Don't worry, Darkspot. There's plenty of room in the adult entertainment business. Plenty. Hell, they even have porn of fat people.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
lizard
Member
I'm tellin' you that's the truth. the other week our sysadmin put an mpeg file in my startup directory of one really fat chick wedging a slice of cake into another fat chick's tunnel of love, and then gobbling it out...urrrghhh.
Nasty. That is honestly one of the most disturbing mental pictures I've ever had. Second only to my parents... never mind that.It's not my fault, Darkspot! Blame Canada!
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
That's just wrong...Almost as wrong as Famous Amos's parents,umm....nevermind that.But the fat chick thing is probobly more wrong.
lizard
Member
it was pretty horrible, but the kind of disgusting horrible, the kind that you have to watch a second time because its just so gross. and maybe a third time. and then share it with your friends.
I would be scarred for life after watching that. But I would, of course, send a tape to Darkspot, just to share the, er, experience.
NO MORE CAKE. Ever.
NO MORE CAKE. Ever.
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
If I put together the image of cake and the image of a certian fat person that I know...oh,God,I don't believe I'm going to be able to keep down my lunch(and,yes,I did eat today)...errrrrr.... bad thoughts,bad thoughts.NOOOOOO (almost MOOOOO) You couldn't mean... you don't mean... HER... do you? *shudder shudder shudder* NOOOOO (almost MOOOOOO again, *sigh* I give up)
You ate lunch? Whoa. What's next, are you going to pull a Linkin Park Reanimation CD out of your pocket and tell us how "rad" it is?
You ate lunch?
Whoa. What's next, are you going to pull a Linkin Park Reanimation CD out of your pocket and tell us how "rad" it is?
the movie was scary and so were the woommeennn
what she did with the food was too horrid and grim!
Never i've seen such a nasty sight!
Bad dreams ill have for the most of the night!
NOO MOREEE CAKKEEE
NOOO MOORREE CAKKEEE
what she did with the food was too horrid and grim!
Never i've seen such a nasty sight!
Bad dreams ill have for the most of the night!
NOO MOREEE CAKKEEE
NOOO MOORREE CAKKEEE
lizard
Member
I think the worst kind of porn is the kind from Japan called bukakke or something like that, it usually features people stoned out of their minds eating bowls of barf or even "fresh from the oven" turds. before they installed a firewall and proxy server here these sick fucks were downloading it from Kazaa and sending it to me via anonymous email accounts. I'm all for adventure but this is just plain wrong.
I mean, if it takes that to make you hot, the Japanese must have some deep deep issues.
I mean, if it takes that to make you hot, the Japanese must have some deep deep issues.
I've never seen bukakke where they eat turds and stuff... I've only seen em drink lots of jizz as ledmag would say.
