my little Junebug

[Dumpy]

Darling Juney your sweet poon smells of halitosis and toenail grit
my dumpster is cold and lonely, for you are my one and only
come please hold my hand, and juice my filthy gland
I long to lick your scabby labia, while dreaming of Cristina Scabbia
and your cornhole ripe with poop, oh how I long to invade your hoop
please meet me in the dumpster of love....

 

[ms. anthrope]

 

[neal]

aww, a sweet love sonnet.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... yeah, pretty much.

The line about Christina Scabbia is a nice touch, though ... Mmmm, Christina ...

 

[ms. anthrope]

The line about Christina Scabbia is a nice touch, though ... Mmmm, Christina ...

yup, the only thing pleasant and lovely in that post.

 

[Pancakes]

Best poet ever.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Dumpy! where have you been? Juney has missed you! go to her!!!!

 

[Cephalic Liquidity]

I remember these two from a long time ago.

 

[JUNEY]

My dumpy...
The maggots rot
the maggots roll
I'm tired of using beer as an antiseptic dumpy. Can't you steal me
some neosporin or something - the maggots are just too itchy right now. Or seal of my pustules with some candle wax. Don't forget your leather next Tuesday, until then, I am alone alone in my dumpster of filth. Love you, my prince of unlcean.

 

[Tee]

Shakespeare owned...

 

[Dumpy]

oh my wicked little junebug, oh I long for you to feel my prong!
pop my blister! pull my chain! chug-a-lug my chocolate yoo-hoo train!
no....seriously....I'm sick and I need help, and I wanna make you yelp
I wanna smack my bitch up, 'til your dirt ditch backs up

 

[Tee]

oh my wicked little junebug, oh I long for you to feel my prong!
pop my blister! pull my chain! chug-a-lug my chocolate yoo-hoo train!

 

[Dumpy]

*dumpy looks around the room and sees Tee checking out his filthy package*

 

[JUNEY]

Sing to the tune of Read Between the Lies, by Slayer.

Mr. Dumpy
You claim you eat my pus
but when you do it
you always fuss

If you don't whip it out
I will cry
and I will want to die.

DUMPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


I'm waiting Dumpy. You. Me. The bowling alley. And the grocery store. Now.

 

[JUNEY]

And Tee - back away from Dumpy. Slowly.

 

[Profanity]

funny thread.

 

[Dumpy]

*come to the dumpster*
everybody sing now

come to the dumpster and lend me a hand
come to the dumpster and feel my filthy plan
eat my scabby fuckpole and poop on my head
while a have a 3 way with June and double M
hey!
please shit on my trisquits it's better than canned cheese
buster and bernita will shit out rancid peas
the dumpster's getting sweaty, for I know you are near
i'll grab a rotten corncob and fuck you in the ear!
hey!

 

[Super Mahrio]

*come to the dumpster*
everybody sing now

come to the dumpster and lend me a hand
come to the dumpster and feel my filthy plan
eat my scabby fuckpole and poop on my head
while a have a 3 way with June and double M
hey!
please shit on my trisquits it's better than canned cheese
buster and bernita will shit out rancid peas
the dumpster's getting sweaty, for I know you are near
i'll grab a rotten corncob and fuck you in the ear!
hey!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

best lyricist ever... i bow to your godly talent with words

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

"eat my scabby fuckpole and poop on my head"
hahahahahahaha