My newest greatest idea ever:

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm going to grow a beard, put on a black suit and tie, and then go try to pick up amish chicks.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I will sing my worsttttttt

south amerriccannn song at your funeralllll

my old mannnnnnn

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Why didn't I think of that?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

What the fuck do those green squares mean? Denotion of how many Graveland albums one owns?

 

[SonOfNun]

You should probably go for the mennonite chicks. They have the same conservative dress thingy going, but also have running water and stereos and that's always a plus.

 

[Furious B]

in a lot of the amish communities they'll actually put adds in newspapers for random guys to have sex with their women and impregnate them. apparently they have problems with imbreeding.

you go their, tell 'em what you're there to do and they'll feed you and talk with you the shit, then they put a sheet up with a hole and (hopefully) put a broad on the other side and then you just go to town.

so there you go moose.

 

[Guthrum]

Holy shit, an Amish Glory Hole. Now I've heard of everything.

I would go to Ohio to check that out for myself, but I'd rather not have to deal with hairy chicks.

 

[AsModEe]

sucks we don't have those in eastern canada (amish and the likes). They seem to be quite entertaining. I heard there are some in the west???

 

[Mormagil]

i actually had this idea slightly before you did

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I'm going to grow a beard, put on a black suit and tie, and then go try to pick up amish chicks.

you will do this

 

[KILL TULLY]

Sounds about the same as the 'Wear Girls Gone Wild shirts and hats and shit, and walk around with a video camera at parties and clubs' plan, but more hairy and smelly.

 

[SonOfNun]

I've seen some HOTTT mennonite chicks come into the store I work at. They live pretty much normal lives, except they dress old timey. The Amish however ARE old timey and as mentioned, that could lead to some eww.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Living in Oklahoma Ill tell you that they are sluts. They act all nice in public but those girls will can suck start a leaf blower.

 

[Demilich]

but those girls will can suck start a leaf blower.

interesting vernacular you guys have going on down there

 

[Guthrum]

I've seen some HOTTT mennonite chicks come into the store I work at. They live pretty much normal lives, except they dress old timey. The Amish however ARE old timey and as mentioned, that could lead to some eww.

Maybe Susperia is Mennonite?

 

[SonOfNun]

I said HOTTT.

 

[Guthrum]

Well, I meant for the "live normal lives, dress old timey" not the HOTTT.

 

[SonOfNun]

lies, susperia lover. caught in my trap, you are.

 

[Demilich]

Well we all know RiA was splooging in his pantaloons at the sight of those pics of her cleaning and posing in the kitchen!

 

[Guthrum]