my phone line is dead

[avi]

hence no home internet access.

the past two days have been lonely, indeed.

 

[avi]

and now being at work is no better.

le sigh

 

[goatschool]

the internet died 2k3

 

[avi]

my house is falling apart. I had the joy of entertaining both the phone repair guy AND a plumber at the same time this afternoon. obviously shit is fixed or I wouldn't be posting, but that doesn't make me happy about it. there's tons more work that needs doing around here. good thing I don't own this shipwreck.

 

[steak-knife]

my mobile phone doesnt work anymore, just because i owe them something like $150. tight cunts.

 

[xfer]

haha you have dialup

 

[avi]

my dead phone line = no dsl you goon

 

[xfer]

haha you have DSL

 

[steak-knife]

hey xfer are you actually homosexu*l? as in sucking nobs and that?

 

[Space Ghost]

I think he's just happy.

 

[xfer]

it's METOSEXUAL goddammit.

how many times do i have to explain myself.

 

[steak-knife]

did you mean 'methosexual'? as in fancying methylated spirits, you know the liquids made from alcohol and other chemicals, used to remove dirty marks and as a fuel in small heaters and lights.