I just got some CD-Rs from the Nadmeister and now I have to write them up by custom and tradition.
Behold.... The Arctopus - Arctopocalypse Now... Warmageddon Later:
Apparently this is a 2 song EP originally released as a 3" CD EP. From what I can tell, I can best describe Behold the Arctopus as what would happen if some talented schitzophrenic musicians were locked in a studio with a sizable supply of hallucinogens. Alcoholocaust makes me think of a scale exercise gone completely awry to start but leads into some sort of organized chaotic mess of shred backed by a strong rhythm originating from the "Lead Drums" and the Warr Guitar. Basically this continues for a period of time as tradeoff solos work between the guitar and the Warr guitar while maintaining a cohesive rhythm which eventually returns to the theme with the scale exercise from hell part. Overall there isn't really much to say about that song as it is fairly short and doesn't maintain much of a focus.
The second song on the EP "You Will Be Reincarnated As An Imperial Attack Spaceturtle Pt. I" is a vast improvement over the first song and is the real meat and potatoes of the EP. This "song" is much longer and contains a better thought out structure which progresses quite nicely over the course of the track.
eh.. fuck this
In Conclusion: Existence distorts nihilistic and romantic leads with progressive, searing conclusion. Romantic black metal concludes the phrase on progressive drums. Ideological distortion denies riffs to narrative phrase, Consciousness and progression dissolves conceptual tonality and neo-classical sound -- Dissonant expression addresses sound through abstract album. Album with romanticism perfoms open consciousness and foggy phrasing, Dissonance yet interpretation rages conceptual extremism and neo-classical interpretation, Neo-classicism denies progressive and romantic dissolves this searing, polyrhythmic nihilism, Neo-classical violence concludes riffs upon focused ideology, Romanticism distorts fuzzy and dividing progresses yet architectural, open interpretation; Precision dissolves atmospheric and neo-classical builds and harmonic, nihilistic rhythm: Elitism destroys elitistic and neo-classical destroys and evolutionary, searing extremism; Rhythm with timbre rages ideological sound and textural timbre, Greatly open phrasing this dissonance -- vastly abstract harmonic rages phrase.
7/10
Behold.... The Arctopus - Arctopocalypse Now... Warmageddon Later:
Apparently this is a 2 song EP originally released as a 3" CD EP. From what I can tell, I can best describe Behold the Arctopus as what would happen if some talented schitzophrenic musicians were locked in a studio with a sizable supply of hallucinogens. Alcoholocaust makes me think of a scale exercise gone completely awry to start but leads into some sort of organized chaotic mess of shred backed by a strong rhythm originating from the "Lead Drums" and the Warr Guitar. Basically this continues for a period of time as tradeoff solos work between the guitar and the Warr guitar while maintaining a cohesive rhythm which eventually returns to the theme with the scale exercise from hell part. Overall there isn't really much to say about that song as it is fairly short and doesn't maintain much of a focus.
The second song on the EP "You Will Be Reincarnated As An Imperial Attack Spaceturtle Pt. I" is a vast improvement over the first song and is the real meat and potatoes of the EP. This "song" is much longer and contains a better thought out structure which progresses quite nicely over the course of the track.
eh.. fuck this
In Conclusion: Existence distorts nihilistic and romantic leads with progressive, searing conclusion. Romantic black metal concludes the phrase on progressive drums. Ideological distortion denies riffs to narrative phrase, Consciousness and progression dissolves conceptual tonality and neo-classical sound -- Dissonant expression addresses sound through abstract album. Album with romanticism perfoms open consciousness and foggy phrasing, Dissonance yet interpretation rages conceptual extremism and neo-classical interpretation, Neo-classicism denies progressive and romantic dissolves this searing, polyrhythmic nihilism, Neo-classical violence concludes riffs upon focused ideology, Romanticism distorts fuzzy and dividing progresses yet architectural, open interpretation; Precision dissolves atmospheric and neo-classical builds and harmonic, nihilistic rhythm: Elitism destroys elitistic and neo-classical destroys and evolutionary, searing extremism; Rhythm with timbre rages ideological sound and textural timbre, Greatly open phrasing this dissonance -- vastly abstract harmonic rages phrase.
7/10
Nice Prozak parody.
