MYSTERY PACKAGE!!!

NAD · Nov 28, 2005

sent to my address, but with some other dude's name. from "Toy Distribution Cen" in Virginia.

should i open it?

Chromatose · Nov 28, 2005

free toys!!!!!!!!!

or a bomb from a disgruntled employee?

regardless, all signs point to yes

JayKeeley · Nov 28, 2005

Is it ticking?

NAD · Nov 28, 2005

it makes noise when i kick it.

MadeInNewJersey · Nov 28, 2005

It's a litter of puppies!!!

NAD · Nov 28, 2005

!!! L SMITH, RECEPTIONIST

JayKeeley · Nov 28, 2005

It could be 300 video iPods. If so, give me one!

Chromatose · Nov 28, 2005

it could be 300 kitten skulls!

MadeInNewJersey · Nov 28, 2005

Make a necklace!

KILL TULLY · Nov 28, 2005

Open it! I call an iPod if there is one.

NAD · Nov 28, 2005

i opened it!!!

KILL TULLY · Nov 28, 2005

Hahahahaha, make some black metal.

MadeInNewJersey · Nov 28, 2005

what a letdown

Chromatose · Nov 28, 2005

hire a midget to play that in yer band

JayKeeley · Nov 28, 2005

Hey if it was good enough for Varg Vikernes...

Chromatose · Nov 28, 2005

and if there's no feces in that box, sue for false advertising

NAD · Nov 28, 2005

holy shit this could be a real blessing because Three Sheets ARE searching for a keyboard player!

now i just need a midget.

Conspicuously Absent · Nov 28, 2005

you need a dude lurches size to play that!

JayKeeley · Nov 28, 2005

Chromatose said:
and if there's no feces in that box, sue for false advertising

Haha, "with stool"...now I geddit.

JayKeeley · Nov 28, 2005

Iconoclastic Tendencies said:
you need a dude lurches size to play that!

That would rule because he'd keep it in the back of his MiNi.