MYSTERY PACKAGE!!!

[NAD]

Thanks for writing to KBtoys.com. I apologize for any inconvenience
you have experienced. Please write "return to sender" on the unopened
package and give it to your postal worker to return to us.

We appreciate your honesty.

Thank you for visiting KBtoys.com. Should you have further
questions, please visit our help section at
http://www.kbtoys.com/help/service.html.

Sincerely,

Jeana B.
KBtoys.com Customer Care
http://www.kbtoys.com

christmas came early this year.

 

[lizard]

"unopened package"

dude you are so on a Homeland Security watch now.

 

[NAD]

hahaha i'm sure i already was.

i'm just going to reseal it with packing tape.

 

[dorian gray]

felon.

 

[NAD]

felon.

hahahaha

okay i found out it was a dude who used to live in my apartment. dude, dumbass, i've been here almost FOUR YEARS NOW change your billing address.

edit: umm, almost 3 years rather. forgot to carry the one. whatever.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, yeah, youd think people would get around to doing that after, say, a couple days following their move. when i was an apt dweller, i used to get shit ALL the time from various ex-tenants. fortunately, at one place i got a bunch of victorias secret catalogues. i would never know adriana lima if it wasnt for that one lazy person.

cheers to address-forward-ignorers