What's with the sig?
You tasted sperm?
I assume you're female now... or you've snowballed.
Disturbing... very disturbing.
You tasted sperm?
I assume you're female now... or you've snowballed.
Disturbing... very disturbing.
Narrot?!?!?!?
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ledmag
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It is a worrying event.... Tasting sperm.
Yek... I wonder if it was his own, or someone elses...???
Yek... I wonder if it was his own, or someone elses...???
neal
wizard in black
id rather not wonder. what s/he does is his/her own business. this reminds me of a funny song title...
anal cunt-i know you robbed a sperm bank, you cum drinking fag
-neal
anal cunt-i know you robbed a sperm bank, you cum drinking fag
-neal
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[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
Ecstatic Youth
...playing with fire
alright, i'll let the guessing go on
here's my guess:
so there was Narrot, pleasantly jerking off in the bathroom(you know you're picturing it right now even thouhg don't know what he looks like), having himself a marvelous time with himself. Then, from his house he heard a bomb go off and was startled to the point of loosing his balance mid-orgasm and he fell, sending the harrofiying man-juice in flight, as he was falling to the ground, his mouth was open and it stayed open when he hit the ground. When he hit the ground he was in quite a large amount of pain (and his mouth remained open) because he fell on his sisters dildo, which for some reason was in there(whether his sister is forgetful, or he was using it is what we have to ask Narrot). The sperm came falling to the ground and (un)fortunately the sperm entered Narrot's mouth. Now, you may be wondering what that bomb going off was. Well, that was an angry mob blowing up Narrot's sister. Fortunately none of the rest of Narrot's house was damaged from the blast just his sister. *that one was for you Narrot, i know you don't like your sis, so I added the twist**
here's my guess:
so there was Narrot, pleasantly jerking off in the bathroom(you know you're picturing it right now even thouhg don't know what he looks like), having himself a marvelous time with himself. Then, from his house he heard a bomb go off and was startled to the point of loosing his balance mid-orgasm and he fell, sending the harrofiying man-juice in flight, as he was falling to the ground, his mouth was open and it stayed open when he hit the ground. When he hit the ground he was in quite a large amount of pain (and his mouth remained open) because he fell on his sisters dildo, which for some reason was in there(whether his sister is forgetful, or he was using it is what we have to ask Narrot). The sperm came falling to the ground and (un)fortunately the sperm entered Narrot's mouth. Now, you may be wondering what that bomb going off was. Well, that was an angry mob blowing up Narrot's sister. Fortunately none of the rest of Narrot's house was damaged from the blast just his sister. *that one was for you Narrot, i know you don't like your sis, so I added the twist**
[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
haha! 
but no one will ever know if i used that dildo or not,,,maybe i played guitar with it ledmag knows how it works!
but no one will ever know if i used that dildo or not,,,maybe i played guitar with it ledmag knows how it works!
Ecstatic Youth
...playing with fire
Originally posted by [KOTNO]Narrot
haha!
i think that there is a chance that you did not use THAt didldo because it could have been your sisters, and i doubt you would use hers. you probably have your own14 inch one with multiple vibration settings and such. its probably in the shape of a fist too isn't it? ISN'T IT NARROT!!!???!!!???!?!?!? ISN'T IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
eww......
[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
pscht! no one must know!
btw: can you imagine women getting it with ice cream? not that ice cream made from milk, but the one made from water? pretty disturbing actually but that questions haunts me for about a year now....
Ecstatic Youth
...playing with fire
you're one odd mother fucker Narrot.
why would suck a questio nplague your mind?
why don't you picture this: two people having sex, anal sex actually. and one of them is having their way with the other, and its quite tight seal, air tight actually. and they pull out so fast, that a suction action occurs and their shit goes eveywhere. that actually can happen if they are going hard and fast enough and its tight and they whip it out real fast a plunger effect occurs.
i heard that, believe it or not, on a show on TV on the women's network on some fucked up show call The Sunday Night Sex Show where an old old women recieves calls from people about their messed up sex problems and she answers them.
well, yes, there's another rediculous sex thing. that would make quite the smelly mess. ewww.
why would suck a questio nplague your mind?
why don't you picture this: two people having sex, anal sex actually. and one of them is having their way with the other, and its quite tight seal, air tight actually. and they pull out so fast, that a suction action occurs and their shit goes eveywhere. that actually can happen if they are going hard and fast enough and its tight and they whip it out real fast a plunger effect occurs.
i heard that, believe it or not, on a show on TV on the women's network on some fucked up show call The Sunday Night Sex Show where an old old women recieves calls from people about their messed up sex problems and she answers them.
well, yes, there's another rediculous sex thing. that would make quite the smelly mess. ewww.
[KOTNO]Narrot
Eats and spits corpses...
Ecstatic Youth
...playing with fire
yah, i care for them too, but i've lost all faith in them, or would that be all faith in myself? what ever, catastrophic incidents suck. am i the only person here who has had something told to them that should devestate them to no end, but didn't for some reason? because that happened, and i think i just subconciously put it away i nthe back of my head. although it does pop out and bite my brain sometimes. fuck fuck fuck 
anywho, ona lighter note. i have noticed that when i touch girls' hands, they are always cold unless they were just working out or some thin gor hav some exceptional reason for them to be warm. they are always cold, and mine never are. all my friends that are girls have cold hands, all of them. i have come to the conclusion that girls are cold heartless bitches. that and the fact that they always screw guys over and play mind games with them adds to my conclusion
anywho, ona lighter note. i have noticed that when i touch girls' hands, they are always cold unless they were just working out or some thin gor hav some exceptional reason for them to be warm. they are always cold, and mine never are. all my friends that are girls have cold hands, all of them. i have come to the conclusion that girls are cold heartless bitches. that and the fact that they always screw guys over and play mind games with them adds to my conclusion
Troyanasy
Member
Maybe the reason their hands are cold is because you just dug them up ! hahaha urrrr Sex with Sue ,now that show is fuck'n scary
