nascar is fucking pointless

I can't agree more, and I live in nascar-worship country. I have never seen so many wwjgd wristbands in my life.
 
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I suppose none of you have ever turned wrenches or crewed for a team before.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2558839
That thing has yet to see the inside of a shop since it entered the family. I may have never worked for a team but I do know my stuff and I still think nascar is boring as hell.

I've been doing it since I was 13 years old. There is more involved in the sport than you would ever be lead to believe.
I agree here, partially. There may be a lot behind the scenes but that's not what people watch. Watching the Baja 1000 I can understand, watching autocross or drifting or any other kind of racing I can understand. Nascar is boring. Period.

Not to mention how hard it is to drive the cars when everyone is under a very strict set of rules, there is a very fine line between a good car & a VERY bad car.

Juan Pablo Montoya, who is well versed in every form of open wheel racing has even said Nascar stock cars are the hardest to drive. They handle poorly, they are heavy & are heavily areodynamically challenged.

It takes ONE hell of a driver to wheel one of those cars around a track, even if it is left hand turns only. :ill:
That's because they use 50's technology, don't whine to me about how hard they are to drive when it could be easy. Get off your asses and make some changes. I mean, come on, they're still carbureted.

Edit: Oh and will, that was hilarious. Incredibly insensitive, but hilarious.
 
Is nascar even a sport?
Being good at NASCAR is like being good at video games.

dumbest thing this country has to offer to rednecks all over the nation.

The beer cars are pretty funny, (wooooooo here goes Budwieser!) and I can understand why people like that, which is fine.... but I mean how can you get excited about a Home Depot car (Gibbs???) .
I hate Home Depot.
You get a Nestle car and a UPS car and a Dupont Paint car. How lame can you get?



Fuck Nascar.
 
i recognize that there is a lot more involved then just driving in circles........ but i still dont give a shit
 
I suppose none of you have ever turned wrenches or crewed for a team before.

I've been doing it since I was 13 years old. There is more involved in the sport than you would ever be led to believe.

Not to mention how hard it is to drive the cars when everyone is under a very strict set of rules, there is a very fine line between a good car & a VERY bad car.

Juan Pablo Montoya, who is well versed in every form of open wheel racing has even said Nascar stock cars are the hardest to drive. They handle poorly, they are heavy & are heavily aerodynamically challenged.

It takes ONE hell of a driver to wheel one of those cars around a track, even if it is left hand turns only. :ill:

It's sad to see Nascar still holds it's 'Redneck' image to so many ignorant & misinformed people. Go to a race and you will see hill billies & rednecks outnumbered by 'normal' acting & looking people.

Behind-the-scenes shit doesn't make the show worth watching - it wouldn't matter if Jesus Fucking Christ was CC DeVille's guitar tech, Poison shows still make me want to die.

As far as the arbitrary rules and unusual impositions governing NASCAR racing... they brought it upon themselves - other games change their rules, upgrade their technology, whatever it takes to suck less, but NASCAR? Nope. My Camry is easy to handle and I've taken it to 120 on the freeway - if NASCAR techs can't make a car drive well, then they're either under odd restrictions that obviously aren't helping or in need of a new job. If NASCAR's rules of that kind put their drivers in danger then they're only holding themselves back... not to mention endangering their drivers when handling is supposedly so problematic. If they're such good drivers I'm sure they could just tinker with an old Camaro and drive on something more geometrically interesting than an oval. As far as the redneck thing goes... I've been to a race and I have never missed my toothbrush so badly in my life.

Forgive my lack of sympathy for high-speed circles - it's wasteful as fuck (I thought we were trying to cut down on oil dependence... oh well) and boring to watch (even for an auto mechanic, watching even the most intricate and interesting cars drive is like watching a porn star buying a cheeseburger for three hours solid)... at least in soccer some dumbass will attack another and that'll be fun for about thirty seconds, but what do we see in a NASCAR wreck? Cars... not moving quite as quickly as they were before, possibly with some smoke, followed by hushed reverence and sincere shock that someone driving at twice the freeway's speed limit in a bathtub with an engine might encounter some problems. I'd rather scratch messages to the aliens above in the concrete with my fingernails.

Jeff