"National Treasure" was probably the most insulting movie I've ever seen
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i'm going to spoil the plot and tell you all that a crucial juncture comes when he needs ben franklin's x-ray spex to read the treasure map.
deadair
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NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
I think the one preview of National Treasure I saw cost more $$$ than every academy award winning flick of the past five years.
Money = good art
Money = good art
goatschool
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alex talk about DAT. i am still thinking about how they walked across PA and NJ w/ snowshoes in the span of a few days.
Draft Dodging Scarecrow
Year of Mao Zedong
the stupidest part in DAT was when they OUTRAN THE COLD and then closed the door and it slammed into the door and grooled and snarfed but couldn't get through.
if that scene were included in National Treasure, it would have raised the intellectual level of the film.
if that scene were included in National Treasure, it would have raised the intellectual level of the film.
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Firedwarf
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i was visiting my parents for thanksgiving. their house is under heavy construction so there's no couches, tvs, computers, family/living/dining rooms, etc.
they were going to see it, invited me along, said they'd pay; i had 3 hours before my ride back to boston was coming, and my alternative was sitting in the kitchen doing nothing, so i figured what the heck.
the heck.
they were going to see it, invited me along, said they'd pay; i had 3 hours before my ride back to boston was coming, and my alternative was sitting in the kitchen doing nothing, so i figured what the heck.
the heck.
Firedwarf
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inkybmistro
self-surgeon
i had to take my brother to see it. it was dumb but...not the most insulting movie i've ever seen.
my parents thought it was silly, but they didn't feel disrespected by it so much.
what was more insulting, inky?
what was more insulting, inky?
inkybmistro
self-surgeon
oh don't get me wrong: it was bad. i thought the ben franklin x-ray specs was kind of funny, especially as the movie took itself so seriously. the pipe being a key was funny too, and the ending was REDICULOUS.
as i'm trying to think of insulting movies i keep thinking of the matrix sequels...
there are more; just wait!
as i'm trying to think of insulting movies i keep thinking of the matrix sequels...
there are more; just wait!
ChromeLife
askew
In DAT they had computer generated wolves... Wolves are real... they arent fucking Ice Wizards. Dont animate them!
chupe666
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i can't believe you actually went to see this. i'd imagine the time it sucked off your life was worth coughing up your own $8 to see something else.
Saw was ok.
Saw was ok.
yes chupe exactly, but i think there was a confluence of situations that made it one of the rarely-appropriate times!
i was stuck in connecticut for those three aforementioned hours. plus i wanted to spend some more time with the family and they were going. in retrospect, hitting my head with a rolling pin for three hours would've been better, but come on, look at it from my point of view at the time.
i was stuck in connecticut for those three aforementioned hours. plus i wanted to spend some more time with the family and they were going. in retrospect, hitting my head with a rolling pin for three hours would've been better, but come on, look at it from my point of view at the time.
chupe666
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yeah, i've been to see crappy movies before just to spend time with friends/family, even if they do have bad taste in film.
excused.
excused.
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