National Weather Service meteorologist Bill Simpson is an idiot

it was probably just sustained below freezing temperature, not always extremely low.

maybe i'm wrong, but i don't claim to be an expert
 
Actually I don't think we've been keeping track of the earth's weather for a long enough period of time to make and conclusions about global warming. The theory makes sense to me, but there is no proof.
 
Whenever I hear about global warming, all I can think of is Captain Planet - and really, who can take anything that guy says seriously in this day and age?
 
cap'n planet taught me that the fifth element was HEART.

which, when i mentioned that, made me the laughingstock of my D&D group. and being the laughingstock of a D&D group is pretty low.