Nativity Play

[Su Jacko]

Ok,
A Christmas nativity play is always good at this time of year, more relevant than summer...sooo
Whom would you cast and which character would you be?

 

[Dora]

what is this??

 

[intet]

Is that one of them christian propaganda things? No thanks.

 

[Bambi]

Id be a wise man cos they only have to show up at the end.

the baby jesus was always kidnapped in our schools crib...its like a tradition now

 

[Strangelight]

I wanna be one of the wise men like. They were always me favourite. I've always felt sorry for Joseph and that cos God shagged his wife poor bastard.

 

[Falconspirit]

no comment

P.S: I like the donkey thoughwhatevaa

 

[DragonLady1]

for sure not the virgin mary, its so stupid getting pregnant without sex... aye

maybe the angel or one of the 3 kings, but to be honest, I dont care much about this thing

 

[elzka]

i would be the donkey..

 

[trona]

hmm, I might be the animal handler. :Spin:

 

[Strangelight]

but to be honest, I dont care much about this thing

Remember that when you're eating your Christmas dinner and all the chocolate and booze!
We must thank baby Jesus like!

 

[Mick Moss]

Nah I dont feel sorry for Joseph at all, he was stupid enough to beleive that half-baked poxy story in the first place ''I didnt shag anyone honest love... it must've been ... err.. god.. yes...even though I have sperm growing in my womans bits it didnt get there by the innkeeper inserting his rancid cock in my secrets - no, im still a virgin honest love, please dont leave me on my own to look after myself and the inkkepers .. ERR i mean GODS baby''

 

[Mick Moss]

Lukes nativity play is on tuesday and I would film it but its done now that if youre to film your kids nativity play you have to get permission from every single parent of all the kids in the play in case paedophiles get hold of the tape and have one off the wrist watching it. Personally I think thats ridiculous cause I've seen the kids in Lukes class and theyre all mingers like!!

 

[DragonLady1]

Remember that when you're eating your Christmas dinner and all the chocolate and booze!
We must thank baby Jesus like!

ah, chocolate and booze dont need christmas, there's always time for this (u will see in london )

 

[Falconspirit]

Lukes nativity play is on tuesday and I would film it but its done now that if youre to film your kids nativity play you have to get permission from every single parent of all the kids in the play in case paedophiles get hold of the tape and have one off the wrist watching it. Personally I think thats ridiculous cause I've seen the kids in Lukes class and theyre all mingers like!!

maybe some pedophiles would like to see mingers and ...on them!hhee

 

[intet]

We must thank baby Jesus like!

Jesus? Fuck Jesus. Christmas is all about Santa Clause and presents.

 

[Bambi]

I wanna be one of the wise men like. They were always me favourite. I've always felt sorry for Joseph and that cos God shagged his wife poor bastard.

yeah imagine having to compete with that
"this never happened with GOD..he still calls me too"

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

I'd like to see Ron Jeremy play the Holy Spirit. It would be like-holiday porn.