Were you talking to me, Fleisch? I was talking about Belgar.
Just for shits and giggles:
A German and a picture-pretty girl as well as a dutchman and a nun sit themselves in one admit-hurry opposite. Suddenly the course drives into a tunnel. There the lighting does not function is stick dark it. Then one hears a slap and as the course the tunnel again leaves, rubs the dutchman pain-distorted its face. "details" think the nun correctly. "the dutchman naturally tried, the girl to begrapschen, which did not want her and it one lubricated." "details" think the pretty girl correctly. "the dutchman wanted naturally me in the dark begrapschen, unfortunately the nun affected, which did not want her and it one lubricated." "so ne mess" thinks the dutchman. "the German probably tried the pretty Madchen in the protection of the darkness, to begrapschen. Unfortunately the nuns affected, which did not want this and which wanted to then lubricate the German one. That noticed the sow dog and ducked themselves, so which I the impact abbekommen has." Whereas the German thinks: "in the next tunnel strike I to the dutchman again one purely!!!!
Gotta love online translators. The scary part is that I actually get it.