Okay, here we go. There was loads, LOADS of parts where I didn't understand their words, talking in top of each other and such. This is all I got, and I've tried to put in such form that you could follow the conversation, and added some explanations. So... Tadaa!=) I'm a fuckin' language freak, so if you want something else translated or anything, just ask, I'd be happy to. Enjoy!
Näin on. Ihan vaan ehdotuksena kun tuli mieleen just tos vähän aikaa sitte ni.
That's how it is. It's just a suggestion, I thought it up just a little while ago.
(humming)
Keskustellaan ennen ku sitte mennään sinne Karmilan puheille.
Let's discuss it before we go see Karmila.
(Mikko Karmila)
Mist me keskustellaan?
We're gonna discuss what?
Ihan yks filli vaan.
It's just one fill.
(regarding drums)
(babble)
Ni. Karmila varmaan sanoo niinku joissain nois kohis, se sanoo "mikä toi oli?" Hyödytön juttu. "No niin niin, mut mitä vittua se tossa tekee?!"
Yea. Karmila will propably say like, in some of those parts, he says "what was that?" An useless thing. "Yes I know, but what the fuck it is doing there?!"
(laughter)
Missä biisis se oli?
In what song was it?
Todennäkösesti Karmila tekee just noin.
Very probably Karmila will do just that.
Varsinki kertsissä.
Especially in chorus.
(babble) Cold. Drafts. Hey...what....hey.
Mitä vittuu sä nyt haluat?
What the fuck do you want?
Siis Koskenkorvan tästä.
The Koskenkorva here.
(whistling)
Ahdistus. Tuska. Pääsiäinen. Opossumi. Seksi. Kostea paraati. Ihmissuhde. Sika. Ala-algoria. Alasti. Sunnuntai. Jumalanpalvelus. Rehtori. Keisari. Ampiainen. Seksi. Hartaus. Pääsiäinen. Jeesus. Mitä on terveys. Sisustus. Suomeksi.
Anxiety. Agony. Easter. Opossum. Sex. Moist parade. Relationship. Pig/swine. Lower-algoria. Naked. Sunday. Service. Principal. Caesar. Wasp. Sex. Devotion. Easter. Jesus. What is health. Interior design. In Finnish.
(Note that words service and devotion are not literal translations, the Finnish words are untranslatetable literally, and they mean service and devotion in church.)
(babble)
Vedetään joku biisi. Vedetään hei, hei, ykkösellä, hei. Ykösellä.
Let's play a song. Let's, hey, hey, on one, hey. (it's not a typo, it's sort of "on one" too, but it's generally a slang word, used in various meanings, for example, in drinking when you drink a shot in one gulp.)
(general noise)
Joo se menee, se menee just tolleen.
Yeah, it goes, it goes just like that.
Heviääni!
Heavy metal voice!
(noise)
Sit tähän täytyy tulla viisääniset harmoniat sitte.
Then we have to have five vocalled harmonies here.
(Poor translation)
Kaikki osaa.
Everybody knows how.
(noise)
Joo. Elikkä duuduuduuduu.... okei. Noni.
Yeah. So it's duuduuduuduu... okay. Here we go.
(practice)
Tää on joku vitun....
This is some fuckin'...
No mut hienoo. Ootsä deliitannu sen jo? Sinä. Niin
Yea but great. Have you deleted it already? You. Yeah.
Johtaja, painu nyt vittuun jo.
Director, go to hell already.
Sitte seiskasointuja.
Then (I have no idea how to translate the final word)