Need the 1st Theocracy album?

[Escapist]

I mean all that trouble and fuss over the word ass, which is nothing but a mere animal that's done nothing but help mankind so far. What the heCK?

If it were about kicking donkeys, my mom would have no problem.

EDIT: And also, it's not spelled "low," it's spelled "lo" meaning look/see/behold/etc. Just for the record.

 

[Aletheus]

Yeah but I still think you're a tad over-exaggerating. Nothing personal, maybe it's just me, I come from a direct and vulgar country.

 

[Escapist]

It's just the culture here. We polite, never-offensive Southerners...lol.
(Well, unless you're a redneck.)

 

[Aletheus]

Rednecks are awesome, despite it being a highly offensive name to call them.

 

[Escapist]

It's not offensive around here. It's quite embraced. Country people are awesome. Rednecks are not. Well, I take that back. Redneck women are fantastic. It's the boys, especially the unmarried ones, that I really REALLY don't care for. >.<
Since moving to the hill country outside of the delta has been quite an experience.

 

[SeaStorm]

Rednecks are awesome, despite it being a highly offensive name to call them.

It's not offensive around here. It's quite embraced.

This reminded me of something I saw at work this week. I was reading a divorce case from the Missouri Court of Appeals in 1960 and this was one of the court's conclusions:

"For divorce purposes, appellation "hillbilly" used by wife in regard to husband's relatives was, in Southern Missouri, not generally an insult or an indignity available to establish ground for divorce, but was an expression of envy."

 

[Escapist]

LOLOLOLOL
Wow, I had to crack up at that one...