hahaha ice is very important, we amuricans like our drinks COLD!
and just like with the food i dont think you guys had the proper time to get educated about the right beers. you cant try Bud, Miller, and PBR and declare that american beer sucks! there are hundreds, maybe thousands of great micro-breweries across america, but if you dont know where to find them, you'll never try them. your typical dive bar/metal venue doesnt usually have a good selection on tap, maybe 1-2 quality beers and the rest mass-market garbage. also dennys and ihop are only about a half step above fast food, and i would honestly rather eat at Taco Bell haha. BUT i must agree that it would be pretty damn hard to find cheap AND healthy AND tasty food when you have just rolled into town. that kind of stuff is usually thai or vietnamese, usually vegetarian, and about 3/4 of them are usually terrible as well.
who said being a stranger in a strange land was easy