Never mic a cab...

[Nitronium Blood]

Joey Dahlia aka 'stringsofgod' on the Line 6 forums, makes stellar comments in threads. Comments such as - "Never mic a cab". [ Page 4, http://line6.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=014361 ]

This guy is hilarious, and unfortunately no one seems to be getting his sense of humor. Google his name to discover his very own bat shit insane website www.joeydahlia.com, among other intestering links.

Check out http://line6.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=014361 where he is currently wreaking havoc.

I hope some of you find this as hilarious as I do. Apologies if this is not as interesting as I percieve it to be.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

holy shit

 

[Jeremy Krull]

Actually, the sad thing is, Joey Dahlia is not joking, he actually is that much a delusional buffoon.

 

[MKS]

http://65.254.79.230/megafast2.wmv

LOL!

Is this guy serious???

 

[Nitronium Blood]

Ok, another one that made me cry silent tears of laughter.

http://line6.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=014283

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Topic: Please Share your Secrets of using Pod Xt
Author: stringsofgod

What are your Secrets of using Pod Xt?

What can it really do?

I have a few cool Ideas!

1: String Bending

Open the tuner and bend the note till it rings in tune and hold it there for a few seconds.

2:The most unreal thing you can do,I spent $600.00 on Monster Cable Studiolink Interconnect Cables.
Now every cable in my studio has been replaced,Do not use any standard cables or adapters..

You will not believe it if I told you.
The Bass,Mids & Highs are even better than I could ever imagine..Change all of them,even your guitar cord..Yuk...

3 :Keep your Output Drive level on 10, And adjust your Amp Volume in Edit Accordingly.

What are your Secrets?


JoeyDahlia
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Oh lordy!

 

[Razorjack]

I gave up with that guy a couple of months ago, he's just an idiot.

 

[Kazrog]

http://65.254.79.230/megafast2.wmv

LOL!

Is this guy serious???

"I don't really consider it a scale, it's more like, all the notes on the fretboard."

What an idiot. That's an A natural minor scale run haphazardly in all positions, then he hits an open E power chord for no fucking reason.

Besides, even if it was "all the notes on the fretboard..." that would be a *gasp* chromatic scale. Amazing!

Mullets rule!!!

 

[Matt Lee]

http://65.254.79.230/megafast2.wmv

LOL!

Is this guy serious???

Wow, he's like...Michael Angelo...if he had a stroke. "Didjoo catch that?" I love how in that first thread he says something about it's the 21st century, move on, and his tone is timeless or something, but his HAIR certainly hasn't moved on. Yikes.

 

[Jeremy Krull]

If I ever meet him I'm going to shit on shoes.

 

[mrp]

Thanks for this people, I now have a new benchmark. Like Joey i took a break from playing and now thanks to him I no longer have to merely serach for the sounds andy grabbed from those old technology tube things as heard on end of heartache, enemy of god, TGE and all. i needn't even aim at the magnificant riffery of dreamweaver era sabbat, or my favourite james m solos from the spiritual healing\cause of death period.

Joey has shown me the path... and now I must now follow....... baaaaahhhh

 

[egan.]

http://65.254.79.230/megafast2.wmv

LOL!

Is this guy serious???

LMFAO

 

[Enmity]

Dude that is the best joke account ever.

 

[Disconnekt]

Oh my god, I thought this forum was the ONE PLACE whose sanctity would never be invaded by Joey Dahlia's insanity!

SOMEONE HAS BROUGHT THE PLAGUE UPON SNEAP LAND!

I'm going to go shove pencils in my ears. I'll report back on how that sounds.

 

[Ermz]

Well it certainly made him popular around the net... for better or worse...

 

[Mendel]

Joey Dahlia aka 'stringsofgod' on the Line 6 forums, makes stellar comments in threads. Comments such as - "Never mic a cab". [ Page 4, http://line6.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=014361 ]

This guy is hilarious, and unfortunately no one seems to be getting his sense of humor. Google his name to discover his very own bat shit insane website www.joeydahlia.com, among other intestering links.

Check out http://line6.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=014361 where he is currently wreaking havoc.

I hope some of you find this as hilarious as I do. Apologies if this is not as interesting as I percieve it to be.

R.O.F.L