"never put salt in your eyes..."
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this is like the fourth time this particular meme has been referenced on this board. what gives it its resonance?
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i got the soundtrack album for that movie and i remember toby heard me listening to it and the DEATH LURKS song "Some Days It's Dark" came on and toby was like "this is actually quite good!"
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That's liuke the episode shwere kevin emcodfonald is all at the dentistrr coneventinoo and shoitr and danny played byt that sugyre who always didsws thae fgwy ones scotrt someethibnfg or other is in character as danny and presrtening all these glow hcharts and hthen kevi npouts salt in his eyhes and runs around all like aaaaaaaaaaaaah and then he reiwes to chasee dandffy and hshahahah omgitwuzsorufnny
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My new co-worker drove me to drink.
There are three tables down there and three consultants. So, she throws all her stuff on top of the one I have been sitting at and the following exchange takes place:
her:"I am SOOOOOOOOO sick."
me: "Lovely. Is it contagious?"
her: "Can I sleep down here?"
me: *slides chair far enough back to seat self at next table in the center*
her: "I'm just about to pass out. You can't catch it."
me: *shaking head and IMing boss*
her: "So, did you get anything done on that?"
me: "It's my personal computer."
her: *gets up to grab something and "happens" to do so in a way that puts her in sight line with my monitor*
me: *turns down brightness on monitor to 0 then gets up to man the main desk that has been vacant for the last five minutes*
her: "I need that seat so I can use the internet and not leave the center."
me: "Oh well. Wait. I am running on a battery and have some work to do. *proceeds to use both desktop and laptop for unnecessary tasks out of spite*
her: "Why do you keep moving? Is it so I won't make you sick?"
me: "If someone is sitting at the table with me, clients aren't going to think I am available. Plus, this station is supposed to be manned at all times."
Rest of my shift passes with her doing homework and then telling me off for staying an extra five minutes I didn't bother documenting on timesheets (mind you, she arrived five early, went on random five minute walks, and credited herself with an extra five minutes).
There are three tables down there and three consultants. So, she throws all her stuff on top of the one I have been sitting at and the following exchange takes place:
her:"I am SOOOOOOOOO sick."
me: "Lovely. Is it contagious?"
her: "Can I sleep down here?"
me: *slides chair far enough back to seat self at next table in the center*
her: "I'm just about to pass out. You can't catch it."
me: *shaking head and IMing boss*
her: "So, did you get anything done on that?"
me: "It's my personal computer."
her: *gets up to grab something and "happens" to do so in a way that puts her in sight line with my monitor*
me: *turns down brightness on monitor to 0 then gets up to man the main desk that has been vacant for the last five minutes*
her: "I need that seat so I can use the internet and not leave the center."
me: "Oh well. Wait. I am running on a battery and have some work to do. *proceeds to use both desktop and laptop for unnecessary tasks out of spite*
her: "Why do you keep moving? Is it so I won't make you sick?"
me: "If someone is sitting at the table with me, clients aren't going to think I am available. Plus, this station is supposed to be manned at all times."
Rest of my shift passes with her doing homework and then telling me off for staying an extra five minutes I didn't bother documenting on timesheets (mind you, she arrived five early, went on random five minute walks, and credited herself with an extra five minutes).
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