New album.

[OctoberEthereal]

Mikael and the gang are at it again according to this month's issue of Revolver. They are planning and working on a new album due out this Spring (2005). Anybody else as psyched as meh? And if you have any other info on the specifics of it, care to post?

 

[NFU]

yea. the next album is going to be called, simply, "Mikael". it's even cleaner than "Damnation"; not only no distorted guitars, but no guitars, period. no instruments at all. just akerfeldt doing show-tunes acapella. look for it in stores soon!

Im looking forward to his flatulence rendition of bonanza!


giddy up

 

[Nico]

Horay for cheese-o's!

 

[ethereallights]

I can't wait for the new album.... I get stigmata just thinking about it.........

 

[Episteme]

I like.

 

[the_drip]

yea. the next album is going to be called, simply, "Mikael". it's even cleaner than "Damnation"; not only no distorted guitars, but no guitars, period. no instruments at all. just akerfeldt doing show-tunes acapella. look for it in stores soon!

oh like Pootietang's mega hit; "_____"

 

[Nico]

^That avatar is even funnier than the stormtrooper.

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think unicorns kick ass.

 

[Neo Autumn]

I heard this new album is Mike's recording of him eating a prawn sandwidge.............................."Inlo poons grame those trechlers and ivert my rostle pache, give thy wee intra norm prospect little moon cunt"

 

[cthulufhtagn]

it's gonna be a jack frober concept album...mike knows what the people want

 

[OctoberEthereal]

it's gonna be a jack frober concept album...mike knows what the people want

hm. enlighten me: who is Jack Frober?

 

[kno talint]

lol oh brother, here we go again :|

 

[ethereallights]

hm. enlighten me: who is Jack Frober?

Jack Frober is the man that killed Mikael Akerfeldt's first wife..... he's the whole reason 'Morningrise' was made. They were on another one of their out space tours around the moon and back.... and someone just killed her.... her name was Cloud of Mist.... she was a Native American...... Akerfeldt fought Frober to the death...

 

[Nico]

We should realy collect all the Jack Frober stories and place them together in a sticky thread.

 

[Dreadful]

I want a collectabe Mikael figurine...as well as a Jack Frober one.

 

[ethereallights]

I want a collectabe Mikael figurine...as well as a Jack Frober one.

They should of not made Metallica figurines and made Opeth ones.... or at least make the figurines of Metallica when they're in sweat pants crying and yelling.....

 

[ethereallights]

We should realy collect all the Jack Frober stories and place them together in a sticky thread.

Everytime someone asks who he is and i see it i try to make up some sort of story..... or am I just telling the truth no one wants to hear?

 

[Dreadful]

They should of not made Metallica figurines and made Opeth ones.... or at least make the figurines of Metallica when they're in sweat pants crying and yelling.....

I haven't seen the movie yet. I hear Lars grew a poon in that one...

wait, he's always had a poon.

 

[The Dude]

I think the new album will sound like Depeche Mode.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Depeche Mode are a pretty sweet band.

 

[Nico]

Yeah! Suck That Cock!!!

 

[Neo Autumn]

......... I love otters, just incase any of you are retarded