New! Campbell's "Soup at Hand"

[BigFakeSmile]

sorry to be sortof ontopic, but i was just grocery shopping and noticed that now quaker makes instant oatmeal in a "convenient" plastic cup. as if the paper envelope wasnt convenient enough.

 

[Pseudonym]

Paper breaks when you try to stick it in your pants. Then you get oatmeal all over your genital area, and thats not cool.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by BigFakeSmile
some people are too lazy to live. i mean, im really lazy, but im still using my feet most days.

The segway would replace the car/bus/etc, not my feet!

 

[xfer]

But you need to walk to the car/bus. You just need to roll out of bed into the Segway!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

man my segway is going to rule SO HARD. I'm going to trick it out with a spoiler and shit, chrome hardware. HOTT!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

theres already these neat things called roller blades. i mean, no one here is authritic, right? oh yea, and these other neat things called feet. wait you guys are joking around, right? and i just dont have a sense of humor.

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by VangelicSurgeon
man my segway is going to rule SO HARD. I'm going to trick it out with a spoiler and shit, chrome hardware. HOTT!

Put some "phat-ass rims" on that shit. I'm thinking 20's at the LEAST. And you gotta have a mad bumpin' system in it too.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

neither rollerblades nor feet can go at 35 mph. Have you really checked out the Segway? Thing is AMAZING! clean, rechargeable energy...he even invented a generator that will recharge the Segway and purify water at the same time, with no harmful byproducts. Dean Kamen RULES.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

LIES

 

[xfer]

I wonder how much a Segway could pull...like, if I roped a wagon to the back, could a roommate come along? Or a girl I pick up on my tricked-out scoot-chariot?

 

[avi]

where would the spoiler go exactly?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

umm...on the...back...yeah...

 

[xfer]

I hate how every time I see this thread on the index I think it's about Neve Campbell.

 

[chupe666]

You mean it's not?

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by xfer
I hate how every time I see this thread on the index I think it's about Neve Campbell.

It has the same effect on me too actually. And I made the damn thing!

 

[FrostGiant]

Who's Neve Campbell? The founder of Campbell's Soup?

 

[chupe666]

Yeah- the Campbell Soup song used to be "Neve Campbell's Boots are Mmm Mmm Good"

 

[FalseTodd]

The Segway can totally pull stuff. They have links on the website showing people using it in a warehouse.

One word for the tricked out segway: Sidecar.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I guess it can't really go that fast but it can pull up to 300 lbs