chemicalgroom
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I like the new twist to the thread.
Drums. John Bonham (with Van to cover for him when Bonzo is drunk).
Bass. John Paul Jones (we get a keyboardist for the same low price! Besides, you should never hear the bassist in a metal band, so guys like Steve Harris, Les Claypool and Geddy Lee have to go)
Vocals. Bruce Dickinson.
Lead guitar: Blackmore (at least until he quits six weeks into the tour because Dickinson keeps making fun of him, then we'll put Michael Schenker out there for a date or two until he falls off stage, then we'll go with Iommi, who would never quit or fall off stage).
Rhythm guitar: Rudolph Schenker (the original shred rhythm player, and we'll need him to get Michael for a gig).
Rhythm guitar (Maiden has three, why can't we?): Michael Arnott (can play those twin leads with the lead guy).
Drums. John Bonham (with Van to cover for him when Bonzo is drunk).
Bass. John Paul Jones (we get a keyboardist for the same low price! Besides, you should never hear the bassist in a metal band, so guys like Steve Harris, Les Claypool and Geddy Lee have to go)
Vocals. Bruce Dickinson.
Lead guitar: Blackmore (at least until he quits six weeks into the tour because Dickinson keeps making fun of him, then we'll put Michael Schenker out there for a date or two until he falls off stage, then we'll go with Iommi, who would never quit or fall off stage).
Rhythm guitar: Rudolph Schenker (the original shred rhythm player, and we'll need him to get Michael for a gig).
Rhythm guitar (Maiden has three, why can't we?): Michael Arnott (can play those twin leads with the lead guy).