Did you know Paul McCartney bought his new wife, Heather Mills, a plane for Christmas?
Apparently, it was so she can now shave BOTH legs!!
Apparently, it was so she can now shave BOTH legs!!
New Joke!
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Paxoman
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Space shuttle Columbia's black box has just been recovered. Last transmission went - "Oh go on, let her have a drive. What harm could it do".
It has been discovered that all women have intelligent D.N.A. in them.
It has also been discovered that95% of them spit it out
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It has also been discovered that95% of them spit it out
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Twisted Tony
Old School Metalhead
Hehehehehehehehehehe good ones guys! See if these make you laugh.
The Top Ten Worst Opening Lines of All Time:
#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.
#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?
#3 - You'll do.
#2 - Wow! Are those real?
And the #1 worst opening line of all time:
"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
The Top Ten Worst Opening Lines of All Time:
#10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.
#9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
#8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
#7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama.
#6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
#5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
#4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight?
#3 - You'll do.
#2 - Wow! Are those real?
And the #1 worst opening line of all time:
"Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
