New kid.

[CaptainDuckroll]

Hello. I'm the new kid. Me and my mom just moved into town. We've been scoping out this area for a while now (for a real long while) and we decided that it's a nice, respectable community to live in.

Let me start off by introducing myself---you know, so we can become friends. Kids need friends, right? At least that's what my mom says after she caught me on Redtube. Anyway, went off on a little tangent there. Back to business.

My name is Cody. I like video games, music (all kinds, really), food (inb4 fatass), tits, Spider-Man, and jerking off.

So, hi.

 

[DarkNoise]

Kids need friends like they need a hole in the head. ... actually some kids DO need a hole in their skulls. Those loud, bratty ones who aren't disciplined by their parents. And those parents oughtta be brought up on criminal negligence charges for that reason. Though sometimes the moms are smoking hot, in which case they could blow me and everything would be forgiven - until the kid acted up again, then another BJ is owed.

But I digress.

Hi.

 

[CaptainDuckroll]

Hi. What do you guys do for fun around here?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Joyride around town and pick up broads a burger joints.

 

[CaptainDuckroll]

Joyride around town and pick up broads a burger joints.

Oh. That's cool. I like to put on a Chewbacca mask and rape people. I mean, that's pretty much the same thing, right?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It'd be the same if it was a Lowbacca mask. Geez a whiz, kid.

 

[CaptainDuckroll]

Well, I guess. Don't whiz on the fence.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Chewbacca dies in Vector Prime.

 

[CaptainDuckroll]

At least he put his rape face on first. Then Han Solo became an alcoholic.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Chewbacca dies in Vector Prime.

It was about that time I realized I had little interest in the story.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

And you know what. I still owe Neal some kickbutt Wookie Cookies. FUuuuuuuu.

 

[CaptainDuckroll]

And you know what. I still owe Neal some kickbutt Wookie Cookies. FUuuuuuuu.

Do you take the no cussing challenge? I heard it's cool these days.


Wookie Cookies, though. Mmmm.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Fuuuuu = internet meme.
And no, I don't usually cuss on the internet. Real life is a different matter, unfortunately.
And no cookies for you.

 

[Captain Beard]

And no cookies for you.

I ate them already.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Mine, too. Lame-o Cap'n, really lame.

 

[Captain Beard]

I... ate... your... COOKIES. *SLUUUURP* I ATE THEM UP!

 

[Lunar Still]

Communism was just a red herring!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Lol.

 

[Captain Beard]

Clue?

 

[CaptainDuckroll]

Fuuuuu = internet meme.
And no, I don't usually cuss on the internet. Real life is a different matter, unfortunately.
And no cookies for you.

wut meme lawl