New misheard lyric
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opeth_353
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TBOTH - "Everybody you love is dead, Bernard"
Reverie/H. Forest - "Confession stuck in your mouth like a female's labia"
for old songs:
Master's Aprentices - "As Si was put to the test" .. makes me laugh because i have a friend called Si
The Moor - "Tampons burning in my eyes" ... My mate thought that was the line originally
Reverie/H. Forest - "Confession stuck in your mouth like a female's labia"
for old songs:
Master's Aprentices - "As Si was put to the test" .. makes me laugh because i have a friend called Si
The Moor - "Tampons burning in my eyes" ... My mate thought that was the line originally
There's a misprint in the booklet. "I'm choking yet flourishing" is obviously supposed to be "..choking a virgin"
mysweetdeath
Easy Mac > Difficult Mac
Lethal01 said:
I must agree with that. On my first listen, before I looked at the lyrics I thought "Damn, that's evil. Awesome."
But I read the lyrics. It's still cool.
Botfly
"I Am"
"blowing venom through the semen" - GoP
"Everyone you loved is a dead bird" - BotH
"Sry to come floating in" - BotH
"Freezing a birds dreams" - BotH
BotH is amazing!
"Everyone you loved is a dead bird" - BotH
"Sry to come floating in" - BotH
"Freezing a birds dreams" - BotH
BotH is amazing!
blue_istari
New Metal Member
opeth_353 said:
Oh man, that is brilliant!
Its still the 'Everyone is a dead bird' line from BotH that gets me every time though...
liquidcow
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UnicronI said:
Yes! 'Deadly Badgers, made by brie'.
Also my name here is taken from a misheard Opeth lyric. In The Funeral Portrait where he says 'A liquid gown that covers all', it sounded to me like 'a liquid cow that governs all'.
sweet majestic darkness
The Metal Mama
HAHA! Well, I'm glad to see that Iam not the only one.Lethal01 said:
I thought that, too.Botfly said:
Also:
"You are the laughing stock, of the absent minded" is actually "of the absinthe minded." But, it means close to the samething anyhow. I will still use absent minded because that is a hell of a put down!
"Ghost of honor, lingering dead, Ghost of punishment" is actualy "Ghost of mother, lingering death, ghost of mother's bed"
I still laugh when I think of some of the stuff I came up with. You'd think after hearing all of Opeth's albums I'd be able to recognize Mikaels lyrics, but it just didn't work that way.
opeth_353
Member
i don't want to sound like a twat but Deadly Badgers is old news lol. Liquid cow rules lol. Everyone you love it a dead bird made me laugh .. but i like the idea of Opeth paying homage to a shite kids TV programme .. that makes me laugh even more lol.
"..Ghost of butter.. Lingering dairy.... Ghost on marvelous bread/bed..."
"..Ghost of butter.. Lingering dairy.... Ghost on marvelous bread/bed..."
Rocky Raccoon
I am the Walrus
liquidcow
Member
I was listening to Damnation last night and I had to drag this topic up again. In Windowpane when he says 'might be in need to talking', I always, always hear it as 'might be in need of Tolkein'. I don't even like Lord of the Rings...
lol those are funny, however the funniest two are in ghost of perdition.... and i think i found another in the baying of the hounds
in gop
"Draining their weiners!!" really "draining the/ir weakness"
"dedicated hunk!" (der) .. waits to pull us under"
and in baying the hounds.. i think i heard a part that sounds like
" his cell phone image, his tush" ..rofl
in gop
"Draining their weiners!!" really "draining the/ir weakness"
"dedicated hunk!" (der) .. waits to pull us under"
and in baying the hounds.. i think i heard a part that sounds like
" his cell phone image, his tush" ..rofl
