New proposed forum guidelines (make this a sticky!)

[Neurotomania]

1. no there is no opeth font
2. no your copy of damnation is not broken
3. if you want to know who melinda is do a search
4. if you want a big version of the opeth logo do a search
5. yes serenity painted death ends like that
6. yes there are mastering errors on the moor
7. not everyone will agree with you that * is the best opeth album so don't bother asking or posting another bloody poll
8. yes we're aware that you love/hate steven wilson
9. no opeth have not sold out with damnation
10. yes we know the track weakness is crap/great
11. yes there is an opeth guitar video
12. no there is no opeth dvd coming out
13. yes weakness and ending credits are supposed to be that way round
14. we do not want to read your damnation review
15. do not mention st anger
16.Yes, there might be a cough on The Moor but probably not.
17.No, Mikeal is not going to cut his hair.
18. Mikael does not carry a purse
19. No opeth are not satanists

a'thankyou.

a'goodnight.

(edited to include new suggestions )

 

[Protected Witness]

Good call.

But then, what would we talk about?

 

[narcisco]

Well that is a good point. You know already you have my support Neuro but yeah what would we talk about. Something new perhaps. Now thats an interesting thought.

 

[Anarkissed]

Well that is a good point. You know already you have my support Neuro but yeah what would we talk about. Something new perhaps. Now thats an interesting thought.

Something NEW???

 

[Eno_Mun]

So what do you guys think about damnation?

 

[Funeral Portrait]

hey i need a really big picture of the opeth logo...can you guys help me out??? heh

 

[Disengager CKY]

I'm madly in anger with you Neurotomania ...

oh, and who is melinda and is my copy of serenity painted death broken?

 

[segaszivos]

Everyone agree that The Drapery Falls is the best Opeth song.

 

[Aecliptica]

1. no there is no opeth font
2. no your copy of damnation is not broken
3. if you want to know who melinda is do a search
4. if you want a big version of the opeth logo do a search
5. yes serenity painted death ends like that
6. yes there are mastering errors on the moor
7. not everyone will agree with you that * is the best opeth album so don't bother asking or posting another bloody poll
8. yes we're aware that you love/hate steven wilson
9. no opeth have not sold out with damnation
10. yes we know the track weakness is crap/great
11. yes there is an opeth guitar video
12. no there is no opeth dvd coming out
13. yes weakness and ending credits are supposed to be that way round
14. we do not want to read your damnation review
15. do not mention st anger

a'thankyou.

a'goodnight.

so sad its true

 

[Protected Witness]

1. no there is no opeth font
2. no your copy of damnation is not broken
3. if you want to know who melinda is do a search
4. if you want a big version of the opeth logo do a search
5. yes serenity painted death ends like that
6. yes there are mastering errors on the moor
7. not everyone will agree with you that * is the best opeth album so don't bother asking or posting another bloody poll
8. yes we're aware that you love/hate steven wilson
9. no opeth have not sold out with damnation
10. yes we know the track weakness is crap/great
11. yes there is an opeth guitar video
12. no there is no opeth dvd coming out
13. yes weakness and ending credits are supposed to be that way round
14. we do not want to read your damnation review
15. do not mention st anger

a'thankyou.

a'goodnight.

I think I gave you bad repuation points or whatever...sorry.

How the hell does that stuff work anyway? And why is it there? As if we all weren't geeky enough...

 

[squarenothing66]

Funeral, please do not tell me that you know this person.

 

[Static]

16. Yes, there might be a cough on The Moor but probably not. Get over it.

 

[Static]

17. No, Mikeal is not going to cut his hair.

 

[AceRoccola]

More of a FAQ than a list of guidelines, kind of...but it sounds good to me.

 

[Neurotomania]

hehe I like 16.Yes, there might be a cough on The Moor but probably not. Get over it.
and 17.No, Mikeal is not going to cut his hair.

I propose 18. Mikael does not carry a purse
and 19. No opeth are not satanists

 

[phon1c]

Mikael DOES carry a purse.

 

[opethpainter]

i would add:

20.you're suggested to read the bio and the news in the official site, sometimes

 

[Black Dragon]

15. do not mention st anger

Yeah, no shit.

 

[Necroticism]

but...something new!?

lol, the past few weeks that I have been visiting the board again have just been full of these topics though! Good call on some of them.

 

[Stormwatch]

Opeth are satanists? Who the fuck ever mentioned that?!