According to the Asociated Press Anthrax has signed on to do a broadway musical of the lord of the rings trilogy. They had to get the old members back in order to get the full cast needed. details are sketchy as of now but what we know is that saruman and saron will be played by joey belladonna. Dan spitz will play gollum, a bunch of hobbits, and somehow manage to play the giant walking trees. john bush(our hero) will play aragorn. scott ian will play gandolf(cause of the beard) and Elrond the king of the elves(cause he's jewish, duh). frankie bello will play legolas(just for looking weird). Rob Caggiano will play Gimli (cause he loves the sauce). charlie will play bilbo baggins(cause bilbo was a drummer that liked to dabble in a little guitar and vocals from time to time too). It was realized that It would be difficult to get enough money to pay off all the actors to play all the orcs needed for the battles so they planned to piss off enough fans to supply the 20,000 needed for the orc army and the fans that stayed loyal would fight as the human race. New info released as it becomes available.
I am such a fucking dork.
I am such a fucking dork.
