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lizard
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I just got back from an hour and a quarter lunch break. I deserved it after a soul-destroying staff meeting where my boss handed out a two page list of rules, and he misspelled "tenets" as "tenants".
It's funny because several times I have frequented dictionary.com to make sure I don't spell tenets as tenants. Seriously.
I have to be present for interviews at 10am and 1pm, both of which I'm trying to conveniently "not be around" for. I just finished a million dollar bid for some gigantic homes in Chino Hills, probably with a nice view of Chino State Prison. It's 9:30am.
I have to be present for interviews at 10am and 1pm, both of which I'm trying to conveniently "not be around" for. I just finished a million dollar bid for some gigantic homes in Chino Hills, probably with a nice view of Chino State Prison. It's 9:30am.
lizard
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ah, a view of the penitentiary....scenic! you can sit on your deck and drink cold beer and look down on the site, knowing that there is human misery and wusses being traded around for a pack of marlboros.:Smug:then when you're good and toasted, you can scream at the top of your voice toward the prison, "I'm free as a bird, bitches!!!! wooooooooo!!"
haha
I don't actually know if it's that close, but it is weird that Chino, an absolute dump featuring signs saying DO NOT PICK UP HITCH HIKERS, is right next to Chino Hills, a quite affluent area. However, Chino does have Joey's BBQ, a place where I can't tell which is better: the food or the big hootered waitresses serving it.
I don't actually know if it's that close, but it is weird that Chino, an absolute dump featuring signs saying DO NOT PICK UP HITCH HIKERS, is right next to Chino Hills, a quite affluent area. However, Chino does have Joey's BBQ, a place where I can't tell which is better: the food or the big hootered waitresses serving it.
lizard
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lizard
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UH HUH
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that's right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh huh
I like big tits uh huh
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh huh
i like tits for dinner or a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
eggs bendict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh huh
tits save it all for me
tits
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that's right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh huh
I like big tits uh huh
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh huh
i like tits for dinner or a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
eggs bendict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh huh
tits save it all for me
tits
So I have this bet with my friend right, $50 on whoever cuts their hair first (bet has been on for about 8 months now, we're both looking quite hippie 
). Anyhow, just got an email from him:
). Anyhow, just got an email from him:
hahahahayep said:
lizard
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I've got to go to a staff meeting in 19 minutes and listen to our mincing prancing gay security officer discuss port vulnerabilities.
Oh man I don't think I could contain my laughter for that.
"You don't want anything naughty in your SCSI!"
"You don't want anything naughty in your SCSI!"
lizard
Member
I really can't stand this fucker, and it's got nothing to do with the fact that he's a spunk felching queen.
my lead and I both missed some security training a couple of weeks ago, but he told my lead, "don't worry about it, we'll have a make-up session here in our own building."
but we just found out that he just told our boss, "Richard and Bill missed the mandatory security training, Jim. I told them to be there and they did not report."
my lead and I both missed some security training a couple of weeks ago, but he told my lead, "don't worry about it, we'll have a make-up session here in our own building."
but we just found out that he just told our boss, "Richard and Bill missed the mandatory security training, Jim. I told them to be there and they did not report."
Blech, fuckin' tattletales suck dick. Figuratively speaking, this one literally as well I guess.
One interview done, woo.
One interview done, woo.
He said "I was kidding, unless you said yes." 
Hair won't be getting cut anytime soon, but if I do freak out and want to shave it, I'll consider the weedwhack path.
Hair won't be getting cut anytime soon, but if I do freak out and want to shave it, I'll consider the weedwhack path.
haha that dude rules because he just stands there, slackjawed and giddy, and says "YOU SEE WHAT THE FUCK THIS NIGGA JUST DID!?! SHIT!"
