No one ever expects the Polish inquisition !

[Narg n Lamb]

More proof that the Romans fucked up BIG TIME when they stopped feeding Christians to the lions.

hehehe

 

[Christ Illusion666]

It gets even worse !
There is a small party called "League of Polish Families" in the Polish Parliament - everyone knows that they are all catholic [edit]fundamentalists, but sadly they are in a coalition with the current majority - without them the majority would be a minority so they are in a position to dictate.

Some of their recent "intelligent" ideas:
Banning Teletubbies because Tinky Winky is gay. :Smug:

Banning all pornography (yes including the Playboy Magazine - they don't know the difference between erotica and porn).

2 or more years in prison for possesion of porn with an intent to distribute (yes including the Playboy magazine). :zombie:

Banning miniskirts !

A total ban of abortion even if it would save the pregnant woman's life.

HOLY FUCK!!! No Porn!?!?!?! No Miniskirts?!?! I wouldn't survive a second in Poland, no way. I met the guys from Decapitated and they were so cool I thought many Poland people were this cool, guess I was wrong. Sounds like your dictators dont want you guys having ANY fun
No Porn, No Metal, No legs, that's a sad sad situation my friend. I would bail out and go to the USSR, plenty of Miniskirts there

 

[Hubster]

because of what I've read in this thread....

and im part Polish btw.

But I thought you were part Icelandic, Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Ukrainian, German and Papua New Guinean?

 

[Mutant]

HOLY FUCK!!! No Porn!?!?!?! No Miniskirts?!?! I wouldn't survive a second in Poland, no way. I met the guys from Decapitated and they were so cool I thought many Poland people were this cool, guess I was wrong. Sounds like your dictators dont want you guys having ANY fun
No Porn, No Metal, No legs, that's a sad sad situation my friend. I would bail out and go to the USSR, plenty of Miniskirts there

For now these are only ideas.
I can always move to Ireland (climate + economy), Czech Republic (babes + ~70% of citizens are atheist) or any other sane european country.

 

[Astrum]

What a country, but the fatherland no less.

Seriously, though. I imagine what is actually going through these people's head's at times like these. I can't.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

God I hate Alberta so much. Hicks, bible pounders and near nil metal concerts. Goddamn.

Not a day goes by when I don't see some idiot dressed up like a fucking cowboy. IT GOT OLD WHEN YOU WERE TWO YOU GODDAMN CUNT!!!

Ugh. I'm outta here for Toronto as soon as I can be.

 

[Evil?]

Fuckin' send Michigan some Jews, we want to participate in this economic boom.

Word.

But I thought you were part Icelandic, Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Ukrainian, German and Papua New Guinean?

Awesome.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

But I thought you were part Icelandic, Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Ukrainian, German and Papua New Guinean?

fag

 

[Skepticism]

Ugh. I'm outta here for Toronto as soon as I can be.

Man, I'm right by Toronto, 20 minutes away. It's ok, but Muskoka is where it is at, A LOT of grim woods there, lots of snow during winter, nice summer weather, and awesome cottages. I'm definitely moving there in a couple years.

 

[Hypnos]

Poland certainly has some great beer.

Piwo Tyskie for example!

 

[Zephyrus]

Vodka also.

Can't fucking wait to get there. I'll PM you once I can arrange a god time and place.

 

[Alongside Death]

Thanks, I thought you didn't want to answer my PM. I'll wait patiently.

 

[Zephyrus]

You'll know the specifics in less than a week.

 

[CF87]

I wonder what is responsible for this!!