No one ever expects the Polish inquisition !

It gets even worse !
There is a small party called "League of Polish Families" in the Polish Parliament - everyone knows that they are all catholic [edit]fundamentalists, but sadly they are in a coalition with the current majority - without them the majority would be a minority so they are in a position to dictate.

Some of their recent "intelligent" ideas:
Banning Teletubbies because Tinky Winky is gay. :Smug: :hypno:

Banning all pornography (yes including the Playboy Magazine - they don't know the difference between erotica and porn). :ill:

2 or more years in prison for possesion of porn with an intent to distribute (yes including the Playboy magazine). :ill: :zombie:

Banning miniskirts ! :goggly: :waah:

A total ban of abortion even if it would save the pregnant woman's life. :waah:

HOLY FUCK!!! No Porn!?!?!?! No Miniskirts?!?! I wouldn't survive a second in Poland, no way. I met the guys from Decapitated and they were so cool I thought many Poland people were this cool, guess I was wrong. Sounds like your dictators dont want you guys having ANY fun:waah:
No Porn, No Metal, No legs, that's a sad sad situation my friend. I would bail out and go to the USSR, plenty of Miniskirts there:rock:
 
HOLY FUCK!!! No Porn!?!?!?! No Miniskirts?!?! I wouldn't survive a second in Poland, no way. I met the guys from Decapitated and they were so cool I thought many Poland people were this cool, guess I was wrong. Sounds like your dictators dont want you guys having ANY fun:waah:
No Porn, No Metal, No legs, that's a sad sad situation my friend. I would bail out and go to the USSR, plenty of Miniskirts there:rock:

For now these are only ideas.
I can always move to Ireland (climate + economy), Czech Republic (babes + ~70% of citizens are atheist) or any other sane european country.
 
God I hate Alberta so much. Hicks, bible pounders and near nil metal concerts. Goddamn.

Not a day goes by when I don't see some idiot dressed up like a fucking cowboy. IT GOT OLD WHEN YOU WERE TWO YOU GODDAMN CUNT!!!

Ugh. I'm outta here for Toronto as soon as I can be.
 
Ugh. I'm outta here for Toronto as soon as I can be.

Man, I'm right by Toronto, 20 minutes away. It's ok, but Muskoka is where it is at, A LOT of grim woods there, lots of snow during winter, nice summer weather, and awesome cottages. I'm definitely moving there in a couple years.