No Visible Breakfast

[Neil]

Well... this thread is the result of a very early morning conversation between Tony and I after the 54 gig... I believe it was 6am, anyway, we turned all the 54 songs into Breakfast Anthems.

Here's my first Contribution to the new album... No Visible Breakfast

You see the Toast

Sometimes I feel really peckish
When I crawl out of my bed
The answer lies upon the shelf
To have this food you need not wealth
All it is, is warmed up breaaaaad, sooooo

YOU SEE THE TOAST, IN THE TOAAASSSSSST ER
YOU SEE THE TOAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSST
YOU SEE THE TOAST, IN THE TOAAASSSSSST ER
YOU SEE THE TOAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSST

And then it pops with jubilation
The golden bread that satisfies
Dash the toast with Marmalade
The Bread bin once again you Raid
The Thirst for toast is everlastinggggggg,
Then you realise that warming bread is theraputiiiiiiiiiiic!

YOU SEE THE TOAST, IN THE TOAAASSSSSST ER
YOU SEE THE TOAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSST
YOU SEE THE TOAST, IN THE TOAAASSSSSST ER
YOU SEE THE TOAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSST



Your Turn!

Neil

 

[Thespawned]

except a face of your fears soon

 

[Tony]

Where To Hide (Breakfast Time)

Wheres the bread is what I want to know
Lots Of Jam is what I need to see
Where mum gone, I just don't know
I need her to make my tea....

Can i have some sausage please
Drop em in my mushy peas
Time to find the salt I need
Why didnt i just goto KFC
Now ive eaten all the peas
Now i need to go pay the fee
Mum wants me to go the library
And after all this, im still hungry

Running low on Vitamin C
Dinners nice an fatty
All the plates have got to be cleaned
And now I know ive been deceived
Making me dinner was the the bait
Now I feel for me it's just too late

Can i have some sausage please
Drop em in my mushy peas
Time to find the salt I need
Why didnt i just goto KFC
Now ive eaten all the peas
Now i need to go pay the fee
Mum wants me to go the library
And after all this, im still hungry

 

[Neil]

ROFLMAO - Awesome!

Neil

 

[Lakis]

 

[Nomad]

Nice one guys

 

[Tony]

Reet Neil, get on with Futile Dream, and ill start up on 13 Shades.

Well get the entire album done

 

[Neil]

ROFLMAO!! - Ok... but I bagsy and the last embrace too - ROFLMAO!!!

So, I have

Futile Dream and And the last embrace

Neil

 

[Tony]

Cool, fairynuff

Ummm, i just hope the band aint gonna hit us for this

 

[Neil]

LMAO - I doubt it - However... I am never going to see the chorus of Where to Hide the sama again, LMAO - My mates are wonderring why i am sat here singing... CAN I HAVE SOME SAUSAGE PLEASE, DROP 'EM IN MY MUSHY PEAS!



Neil

 

[madgirl]

OH MY GOD!!!! ive been dying to read that all day !!!!! lmao

Toasted sandwiches!!!!!!!!


Lakis- i think u should do these versions at a gig - lol !!!!!!

 

[Neil]

Cheers Nomad, Madgirl, and all for the compliments

Here is the next installment - Not TOTALLY Breakfast related, but being in a festive mood... I thought I'd make an exeption

Futile Cream

The same old cream
Every Christmas Eve
Every year I dread
Cos it’s a funny shade of red
Look through my eyes
As it’s poured on my mince pies
Nothing I can say
This cream just fills me with rage

I watch the cream pour, on my pie ( on my pie )
The thickness of it, is not right ( it's not right )
I need a thin cream, on my pie ( on my pie )
But not the kind that gets me high ( gets me high )

This cream is so thick
It’s as dense as a brick
I think I might as well
Use it to paint the windowsill
A long time ago
I dropped some on the floor
We…. took a ….chainsaw to it
It did not remove!

I watch the cream pour, on my pie ( on my pie )
The thickness of it, is not right ( it's not right )
I need a thin cream, on my pie ( on my pie )
But not the kind that gets me high ( gets me high )



Cheers,
Neil

 

[Thespawned]

LMAO @ Neil!

damn, i really have trouble writting alt lyrics for any songs, my english skills are so poor u would believe it!!!

lol!!

 

[madgirl]

hahaha
thats mental !!! nice one neilio !!!!!!!!

 

[Tony]

Were definately a bit odd, arent we?

Expect 13 shades done soooon

 

[Neil]

A year on..... and STILL no "13 Shades" from Tony.... sheesh

 

[Tony]

Hey, i was busy

 

[Marshan Man]

 

[Neil]

LMAO

 

[prodigalguy62]

cracking thread - it's making me hungry :Spam: