nonsensical banter thread *for david*

[dreaming neon darkspot]

coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee

aaaaand go!

:hotjump:

 

[Captain Beard]

Last night's dream was about riding a horse made of bacon. I woke up looking for it, but settled for leftover pizza.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i think that just means you want to make horse bacon.

horse bacon pizza.

 

[refraction]

i think that just means you want to make horse bacon.

horse bacon pizza.

Im gonna go find a horse and an industrial size frying pan now.

 

[Morbides]

feta cheese

 

[Captain Beard]

Horse bacon and feta got it. Sitting here watching Paula Deen and had a sudden thought about her eating an entire tub of butter with just her face... seems like something she'd do.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i had a dream last night that i was looking through the fridge for lunchmeat and cheese to make a sandwich, but the lunchmeat and cheese that i knew we had were gone and i was super-pissed.

on a related note: no more coffee. drank a shitload of it, fell asleep like an hr later, woke up a few hrs afterwards VIOLENTLY nauseated. i'm currently praying for death.

i think the only thing that can cure me is HORSE BACON.

 

[refraction]

i had a dream last night that i was looking through the fridge for lunchmeat and cheese to make a sandwich, but the lunchmeat and cheese that i knew we had were gone and i was super-pissed.

on a related note: no more coffee. drank a shitload of it, fell asleep like an hr later, woke up a few hrs afterwards VIOLENTLY nauseated. i'm currently praying for death.

i think the only thing that can cure me is HORSE BACON.

Was there whiskey in the coffee? That would be funny.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nope... just way more coffee than i can deal with, i guess

 

[Captain Beard]

There's inhalable caffeine now. Until the FDA bans it, anyway. Spray it on horse bacon, party time for everyone.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

woo!

 

[derek]

penetration.