Number 8 ain't bad.

[Dead_Lioness]

NJ is hell.

 

[guitarguru777]

The north jersey idiots call themselves New Yorkers

 

[TomAwesome]

I've always felt like I didn't really belong in Texas. Now I know why.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Eh, it's the Mexican's bringing our score down. They're not people, anyway.

 

[azal]

Mexican dicks are fat like tree trunks though, they should have taken girth into consideration, Texas would be running the game.

 

[Ambivalent]

Being the top ranked city for penis size doesn't change the fact that it absolutely sucks to live in New Orleans.

It sucks here. Sucks huge dicks.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

At least you can claim to have waterfront property.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

haha! i love how NH is the top state..im from there and my dick is fucking huge they could be on to something

 

[Ambivalent]

I can't do that either. My neighborhood (and all of the surrounding areas) are protected from flooding.

Maybe I should just move to Utah. I here it's all the rage these days.