Off to buy a suit, gahhhhhhhhh

[Reign in Acai]

Ugh, so the moment has arrived. In 3 hours I have to go to work for a goat damn 1 hour photo shoot, followed by a mummer's farce of an award's ceremony, concluded by an alcohol free reception. All this hassle of buying a suit, taking 16 hours of vacation, being put in an awkward social situation, yadda yadda, because my ass f supervisor thinks I'm a model worker who needs to be honored. I wasn't fishing for this, and simply do my job as it's supposed to be done. No less, no more. I guess when you work in a department where you have a 13.2 literacy rate, you're going to be cast out on to the pyre. Dorian, fly over here and be my stand-in.

 

[lurch70]

oh fuck ... congrats dude! ... why didn't you say before?

you can take solace that kneegrows will be clapping for YOU!

 

[dorian gray]

three hours? This event is about to go down in real time.
Is there a webcamera link?

 

[Reign in Acai]

It honestly wasn't as bad as I was expecting, aside from the glorified mug shot photo shoot. Finally got to meet the President of the organization, received a nifty orb like award called the Vasa, and received 5bills post tax for being krieg and caring. About 2 hours in, split out the back after I snatched a cup of punch. I spent more time in traffic than I did at the whole affair. I didn't make mention of the whole fiasco on this forum Aurel, as what I do for a living can be done by a monkey. This type of recognition should be reserved for those who actually do something aside from surfing RC at their work station. Nevertheless, the kudos are appreciated.

 

[lurch70]

humble as usual

 

[dorian gray]

Congrats to jerry

 

[NAD]

Yay.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Co-Worker just made me privy to a discussion that took place between some other peers after my Pulitzer was announced.

Fat 40yr Old Virgin Co-Worker: Who Nominated Him?
Try hard titless gook Co-Worker: Our supervisor, I don't get it, I don't see it.
40yr Old Virgin: I would have got it myself, but I just got a write up.

Fucking hypocrites, the gook in question brought 3 Marie Calendar pies to congratulate me the day after. How about just rubbing your grey cunt on my chin, and tell me how you really feel.