Official Neverboard (not so secret) Valentine thread!

I claim Steve unless he's been claimed! Can someone helps me with the photoshops?
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You're the one who refused to lick my testicles, and yet you complain of becoming an old crone.

Priorities, ma'am.
 
I might have some manly balls, but I don't think they actually stretch to Italy. She'd have to come as close as Iceland at minimum.